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Looking for good Military stories (tricks played on other military forces or civilians)
me | 04/04/02 | Me

Posted on 04/04/2002 7:08:02 PM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace

I was talking to a guy the other day who said that when he was in the Navy (in the early to mid 1990's) he and other sailors would play games/tricks with other military forces. He also said that they would jam the radar of commercial Russian planes for a little while until they could see the airliner go off course and then they would give them their radar back. I got a real kick out of hearing his stories and was wondering if any other FReepers have stories that they could post.


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To: eagleye
No offense, but this thread is about the stories, not what FReepers think about the appropriateness of the stories...
41 posted on 04/05/2002 7:21:08 AM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: Washington-Husky
LOL. You know, I forgot to ask him about that one! :)
42 posted on 04/05/2002 7:25:01 AM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
Too many to tell...............so I'll just pick one.

During my flying days in Strategic Air Command (tankers; KC-135's), we had a crew in our squadron (at one of my assignments; Dyess AFB, I think) that had an interesting make-up. The aircraft commander was a Chicago Pole (a major).........short, dark mustache, smart-ass............and his co-pilot was this HUGE black dude (lieutenant) from the Philadelphia projects. These two were just a scream together; a real (if unlikely) comedy duo.

So there they are on a flight, and a bunch of Junior AFROTC (high school ROTC) cadets are aboard for the ride. Now, this was not long after the movie "Airplane!" had come out. Each time a young, fresh-faced cadet would get his turn up front in the cabin (the "cockpit", if you will) to sit in the jump seat, the AC would give him this wonderful little guided tour of all the dials, knobs, gauges, etc., etc. Eventually, the co would say "OK, now, Johnny (or whatever the kid's name would be); I think we've taken enough of the Major's time, so............" Of course, before he'd finish, the AC would go "Oh no no no........he's just fine. Let 'im stay. Say..........Johnny...........ever seen a grown man naked?" or "Ever been to a Turkish prison?" or "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

Each time, the kid / victim's eyes would grow as wide as saucers, he'd positively blanche, and couldn't get out of there fast enough.

43 posted on 04/05/2002 7:32:47 AM PST by RightOnline
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
This happened when I was in recruit training at Parris Island in 1973. Some of the recruits got an artic camo stick from somewhere. Everyone has seen the brown/black/green camoflage face paint on soldiers/Marines' faces.

Well, the government in its infinite wisdom, also developed one that was white on one end and grey on the other. Some of the recruits got a very tall slender black recruit (whose name just happened to be "White") and they took that artic camo stick and made every visible part of him as white as a ghost.

The junior Drill Instructor for our platoon was Sergeant Robinson. Part of his shtick as the junior was to have the perpetual scowl; he was the "bad cop" drill instructor.

So anyway he came out of the DI's office and saw Private White painted white and he just about collapsed laughing, but maintaining his bearing as all good Marine Non-commissioned officers should, he staggered back into the office and closed the door first.

Walt

44 posted on 04/05/2002 7:38:19 AM PST by WhiskeyPapa
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
Two stories

In 1977 at West Point, about midnight the night before the Army-Air Force game, we stole the Air Force tactical officer's car from his quarters. We then took it over to North Area barracks, and had a car bash. The Air Force tactical officer arrived about half an hour after we started, and needless to say was freaked out. About 4,000 of us were taking turns beating on his car with sledge hammers and fire axes. He was somewhat mollified once the Brigade Commander handed him a check for $4,000 to replace the car. We had all put up a buck each for the prank.

Back in 1980, I was on a jump with my artillery battery into some National Guard base down near Starke, Florida. Before the jump, one of my buddies and I had taken some C-ration Alpo (Beef with spiced sauce), and put it into airsick bags. We had about a 1-1/2 hour flight to the DZ, and the flight was pretty rough, since we were flying trail in a 12 ship formation. About 20 minutes from the DZ, my buddy and I pulled out the airsick bags, made like we were puking in them, and then pulled out spoons and began to eat from the puke bag. Damn near the whole plane puked. Needless to say, it was a mess in there for the jump. We both got a pretty bad ass-kicking from the battery commander afterwards, but it was funny as hell.

45 posted on 04/05/2002 7:44:04 AM PST by rangerX
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
our Navy was much more superior to others

I'm convinced that if the Navy of the CCCP wanted to start somthing with the USN, the Soviet heiarchy would need a huge squadron of glass bottom boats to inspect their fleet. The Russian Navy at one time was so weak it was even frightning to the USA. We were more afraid of the threshold the Soviets would resort to nukes to make up the difference in power.

46 posted on 04/05/2002 7:47:53 AM PST by oyez
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To: rangerX
Good stories!

into some National Guard base down near Starke, Florida

That would be Camp Blanding. I grew up right next door to it and I worked right on Camp Blanding property for a couple of years. (Dupont mine) I loved it when the choppers and jets would fly right over our head and fire at the practice range right next to us. The machine guns the choppers fired would make you crawl out of your skin if you weren't expecting it. I also remember hearing stories of soldiers attempting to sneak up on the Dupont dredges without being spotted...

47 posted on 04/05/2002 7:54:24 AM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
That was it-Camp Blanding. Forget about sneaking up on the dredges. We jumped on top of them. The DZ was that whole dredge area, with all the little ponds and lakes. When we jumped, we had to have our waterwings under our parachute harness, just in case we landed in the ponds.
48 posted on 04/05/2002 8:04:04 AM PST by rangerX
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To: rangerX
I thought they said you guys dropped in on them, but I couldn't remember for sure so I didn't write it. That must've been fun!
49 posted on 04/05/2002 8:13:05 AM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
At first, I wasn't going to add to this thread. This is my second time here so I had might as well do it.

I was a very young 18 years old, and stationed in Belgium. I was assigned as a security policeman at an alert site at a Belgium Air Force Base. The Belgiums kept aircraft loaded with nuclear weapons on alert.

At first, it was F-84s then they upgraded to F-4s. The planes belonged to the Belgium Air Force, but the nukes were owned by us. There was a Belgium guard guarding the aircraft. The American security police were guarding the nuke on the aircraft. So it was a partnership thing.

There was one Belgium guard who would come out to the post, go into his guardshack and go to sleep. He would just lean his Tommygun against the shack wall. The Belgium Officers would come along every so often and check posts. The Belgium officers were tough. One officer found a guard asleep one night and started beating the crap out of him.

Anyway, I got tired of this guard always going to sleep when he was supposed to be helping me guard the weapon system. One night I walked over and appropriated the guy's tommygun and hid it in back of the alert pad.

Then, I just sat back to watch what happened. He woke up and started looking for his tommygun. It took him a little time to find it, but he did manage to do it before the Watch Officer came out. I still get a laugh from it.

50 posted on 04/05/2002 8:17:18 AM PST by Don Myers
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
It wasn't what we did it's what we didn't do.

We had a snotty 1st Lt co-pilot who insisted that us enlisted aircrew members carry his B-4 bag and personal effects when on the ground. He acted like he had descended from royalty.

He always relieved himself during cross country flights. The other loadmaster and I crapped in the toilet and didn't flush it. We also failed to correct it's internal pressure to altitude, therefore it was internally at sea-level atmospheric pressure. This pr*ck came back to pee as usual and really pitched a b*tch about the loaded john. He had to flush it and when he did the inverted pressure did it's job. His nomex was saturated. He finished the flight in his skivvies and MA-2 jacket. He never said a word.

51 posted on 04/05/2002 8:37:07 AM PST by pfflier
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To: Alberta's Child
Heard a similar story of an exercise between a Navy Seal/Seebee squad and the Green Berets.

Seems during the mid '70s that a Seal/Seebee squad was to attack the Green Berets.  During meeting discussing the rules for engagement, the Green Berets ridiculed the Seals and said they were highly overrated.  The Seals didn't say anything, just laughed at themselves along with the Green Berets.  The next morning, the Green Berets had alertly made sure that no Seals got through, but then noted that all of their footlockers had "Go Navy" stickers plastered all over them.
52 posted on 04/05/2002 8:39:18 AM PST by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: Newbomb Turk
I had a Captain in the old brown shoe navy who loved to put on his foul-weather gear so that his rank wasn't immediately obvious and talk to new chiefs coming aboard to get their uncensored view of how things were and how they ought to be.
53 posted on 04/05/2002 8:43:36 AM PST by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Don't know how true the buzzing of the trawler was, but there was always a Russian trawler posted their in the late '70s to check our submarine traffic.
54 posted on 04/05/2002 8:45:58 AM PST by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: Newbomb Turk
While with VFA-106, I was sent to comms for an A-S-H receiver.

Hey, why you guys laughing at me?

55 posted on 04/05/2002 8:53:20 AM PST by ContemptofCourt
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To: GATOR NAVY
Don't forget sending them to the paint locker for 20 feet of water line or coolant for the handrails.
56 posted on 04/05/2002 8:55:28 AM PST by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: Frumious Bandersnatch
Worst I ever witnessed...

New guy was sent to inspection to pick up some Fallopian tube.
Inspection says sorry, we sent the last of our Fallopian tube over to branch.
I had to see what happened next, so I followed him over to branch.
The admin over at brance suggested the new guy talk to the Lieutenant, the only female in the branch office.

I guess someone tipped her off, she handed the New guy about 5 feet of surgical tubing and note. The guy never let anyone read the note, but I remember his face being red the rest of the day.

57 posted on 04/05/2002 9:05:04 AM PST by Outlaw76
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To: Frumious Bandersnatch
, but there was always a Russian trawler posted

The Russians didn't have much of a navy but they always got the trawlers on station.

58 posted on 04/05/2002 9:06:37 AM PST by oyez
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
OK, I have sent newbies out searching for boxes of grid squares, ChemLight batteries, rotor wash, keys to the cyclic stick, BA-1100-Ns, and blinker fluid.

And, once upon a time, my squadron at Iwakuni got some lumber shipped to us to build a deck...and the Seabees stole it! I was tasked with recovery of same. I conducted an Estimate of the Situation, worked up a frag order, and set out.

We'd just about gotten the lumber loaded onto our truck when one of my flank guards gave me the signal that someone was approaching. I immediately told my team to start UNLOADING the lumber.

A Navy Chief comes up, looks at me with distaste, and say, "Just what the Hell do you think you are doing, Lance Corporal?"

"Unloading this lumber, chief."

"Well, not here you don't. Go dump your trash somewhere else!"

"All right, Marines, you heard the Chief! Load it back up!"

After the lumber was secured in our hangar, I was told that my plan had been "slicker than a four-year private's sleeve."

59 posted on 04/05/2002 9:07:50 AM PST by Poohbah
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To: Outlaw76
Best one I ever did:

I was a DP2 at EPMAC in NOLA and was in charge of a bank of 18 tape drives driven by an IBM 360/70.  We had our own monitor which let us know when tape drives needed to be loaded or unloaded.  I had a DP3 and a seaman deuce under me, because those tape drive were always hungry, and it took 3 of us to keep up with them.  It was getting rather late of a particularly busy day, and everyone was getting tired.  The DP3 and I were sitting down during a brief lull in the action while the seaman deuce was hanging some tapes in the library.

The DP3, on impulse reached over to the monitor and turned the brightness down to nothing.  As he was starting to turn it up, I had an idea and told him to keep it down.  When the seaman came back, she noticed that the monitor was blank while the DP3 and I were, to all appearances, engaged in conversation with each other.

When she called our attention to this fact, I looked at the monitor in a very annoyed fashion and said: "Dang!  Looks like the light ribbon has run out.  We need a new one."  I sent her to the chief (across the room) to see where she could pick one up.

Now, the chief was not in on the prank, but proved himself a true product of the fleet by writing up a supply chit so she could get a new one.  If the DP3 and I had not almost been rolling on the floor with laughter, she would actually have gone to the supply locker to get one.
60 posted on 04/05/2002 9:31:09 AM PST by Frumious Bandersnatch
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