[codebreaker]

So much for the Secret Service guard that Hillary is paying for at Oxford now that their legal obligation is over.

[Ann Archy]

Fake story....everyone KNOWS you DON'T get pricey gifts if you elope.

[truthkeeper]

Gee, I want to read the Connie Francis story.

[Texaggie79]

Aw sick!! That guy must be some kind of masochist.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

[MissMillie]

Isn't this the same paper that has the batboy?

[Tennessee_Bob]

[Landru]

She should've confined her activity to providing oral sex & everything would've been just fine.

[r9etb]

Marilyn Monroe sex tape, eh?

Well, Hedy Lamarr invented frequency hopping, so I guess certainly possible that Marilyn invented videotapes back in the 50s.....

The rest of us had to wait a few years.

(And I wonder if it was VHS or Beta format?)

[Blood of Tyrants]

Their legal obligation th protect Chelsea the Ugly was over 6 months after x42 left office.

[tracer]

For that matter, X42 could elope with her, but no doubt Web Hubbell would hunt him down....

(belated barf alert)

[mombonn]

I LOVE Fridays - they often bring trash posts like this!!!!

[JessicaDragonet]

My kids used to think the Globe was funnier than Mad Magazine. I remember one ad which promised that for $14.95....they would send you some kind of apparatus which would make you INVISABLE! "Become invisable or double your money back...(not to be used for illigal purposes).

[Happygal]

He'd only try stop her eloping because he'd be afraid of missing a photo opportunity.

[Alouette]

Congratulations to the happy couple.

[montag813]

Connie Francis...yuck..she must be 60 years old.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

*****CHELSEA CLINTON ENVELOPES BOYFREIND IN BALL AND CHAIN WEDDING !!******

Nobody else will have me she cries as he ladder crumples under the weight of he overblown EGO !!!

[mamelukesabre]

what the heck is X42?

[antaresequity]

[Revelation 911]

just be thankful you aren't Klaus - cause chances are this is what he'll wake up to