[headsonpikes]

Let me clarify this. You have to phone ahead to reserve a pike.

I don't care who you know or how many virgins are attending.

Reservations are now required; otherwise, take a number.

Note to self: open shop in Jerusalem...advertise say..."Three Pikes--NO Waiting!"

[Madame Dufarge]

I experienced a little frisson.

I knew you'd understand.