[Flyer]

15. If you find yourself north of Dallas, TURN AROUND!

[Warren]

If you find yourself north of Dallas, SPEED UP & THANK YER LUCKY STARS!
Head to California where the cool people *congregate.
*that means gather, for you ignorant Texans

[Redbob]

"15. If you find yourself north of Dallas, TURN AROUND!"

Make that "North of the Red River" and I'd agree.
- R (Denton County, north of Dallas)

[SpookBrat]

Hey now, I live north of Dallas.

I see in your bio you lived in the Hill Country. I grew up in Kerrville. Where 'bouts did you reside?