[Warren]

If you find yourself north of Dallas, SPEED UP & THANK YER LUCKY STARS!
Head to California where the cool people *congregate.
*that means gather, for you ignorant Texans

[Arizona Pard]

Stay in Kalifornia, please!

[Flyer]

If you find yourself north of Dallas, SPEED UP & THANK YER LUCKY STARS! Head to California

If you're north of Dallas and speed up you're going to end up in Canada. But I guess there's "cool" people there, too.

[sinclair]

I remember you. You played a cop on the old Andy Griffith show.

[oil]

Yeah - really cool people in California there, Warren. It's not called the land of fruits and nuts for nothing!

[Triple]

If you think cool people congregate in California, stay out of Texas.

[PetroniDE]

Too many dem thar democrats in Kali for ni a.

[MamaTexan]

congregate
past participle of congregare,
from com- + greg, (grex) flock

No thanks,
I try to avoid bird-brains like you....:)

[laotzu]

Thank you Warren, for that sage California advice. The entire nation has always been grateful to California for its superior wisdom.

I had a dog named Warren once...

[Redbob]

Please do return to California; we're all darned tired of hearing how "we do things in California".
BTW, if it's so all-fired nice there, what are you doing in Texas?

[petuniasevan]

[Sunshine Sister]

That was uncalled for!

[cactmh]

I thought I recognized your name. You are Mary's brother in "Something about Mary!"

Hey Warren, here's your baseball. lol

[Moonmad27]

Hey, no Texas-bashing from this Freeper: I'm a Texan who's IN California. Got the best of both worlds, both of which are wonderful for different reasons.

[MAWG]

........ INCOMING!!!!!........

[SpookBrat]

Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain! Take it back!

[stainlessbanner]

If you go North of Dallas, you ain't gonna git to Kalifornia, joker. Stay on the left coast, your not as cool as cowboys anyway.

[TheRealLobo]

California; where the folks need to buy electricity from "ignorant" Texans.