[Bigg Red]

...the children of Elizabeth II have all married commoners

I don't know about the others, but for Charles, the only one that matters, this is not true. Diana was from a noble line. (I know, she was a common tramp, but her lineage was determined to be suitable.)

[I_Love_My_Husband]

I keep hearing rumors that Wallace Simpson was a man. Seriously.

To me she looked like a man. Her name is manly. People said she walked like a man.