Thank Your Lawyer National Month

Victims of Law ^ | 3/10/02 | Zarade

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Send a Thank you Bill to your Lawyer - National Attorneys Month 2002

Thank you Lawyer Month is a program to thank selected attorneys for taking resources previously responsible to pay your electricity and grocery bills.

Thanks to your Lawyer, you don't have to worry about those bills anymore! You simply can't pay them, because you're paying for the Esquire's new horse & outdoor - heated olympic-size swimming pool.

Thank you Lawyer Month is:
March 2002 through March 2012 [end-times]
The program is concurrent with the National Thank your Justice Month & Millennium period.

Dear Lawyer,

Your firm is the center of monetary sensory depravation in your community.
During National Attorneys Month, the American Victims-of-Law Association invites your firm to participate in the Thank you Lawyer Month program - a new-nation wide event to highlight and celebrate Lawyers activities and schemes and "defeat stories made possible through the support of selected clients and their very last dollars".

We realize that thanking your Lawyer, by paying his bill, is something you may already be doing on a regular basis. In establishing a Thank You Lawyer Month, we are asking you to band together with millions of Victims across the country to generate media attention on a national scale.

You should invite elected officials, the community, the media, and supporters and other Victims to meet people who have malefited from your Lawyer's defense. Get your board of trustees, friends group, and public supporters involved as early as possible. (They can help you get the elected official there and work with you to improve the day's presentation.) 

Good infamous publicity increases awareness and builds support among the general public, government decision-makers and other supporting organizations, and likely legal services users. 

Thank you! to all Lawyers, now owners of my own Social Security retirement funds. 

"Very truly yours" (not)

Victim-of-Law

ps.:
sample Thank You letter

Dear Mr. (his/hers Esquireness' name) Lawyer:

Enclosed please find a final billing with regard to your handling of my matter.
If you have any questions, do not hesitate to call me.

Date/Slip             Description             Hours/Rate     Amount            Total
1997/2002           Long-suffering       60,000           $150,000.000   4 mil
                            Legal-Abuse         $495/hr 
                            Syndrome             (why not)

TOTAL BILLABLE TIME CHARGES 60,000
TOTAL NEW CHARGES More than you can pay
BANKRUPTCY HOTLINE: 1-800-MOMMA-SAVE-ME-FROM-THEM-SHARKS

[floriduh voter]

I try to do my own work pro se since I have a background in Florida law. In fact, I hated one of my former attorneys for fouling up my case, fired her, developed my own records, without retrieving her file, papered the opposition with good stuff until they couldn't take any more.

When your opponent's file starts to become three feet high, they want to settle even more than you do. If it's a fight with an insurance company however, they are the worst, even your own company.

Don't expect much movement by any insurance company unless your physical appearance is marred and the disfigurement is visible. Pain means nothing to them. Loss of income means nothing. They have their top figure and that's as high as they will go and they can stay in the process longer than any claimant. It's too bad the claimant always loses in pi cases even if they win or settle. The attorney does well, the doctors earn a living but the claimant ends up empty handed nearly every time, getting the scraps at the end. I love legal research and trial prep but I despise what happens to accident victims. They get absolutely no justice, definitely not in Florida.