Close enough.
Posted on 03/08/2002 2:32:04 AM PST by kattracks
Looks like Chelsea Clinton has inherited her father's lust gene. The former First Daughter's dirty dancing with boyfriend Ian Klaus even raised Italian eyebrows at the party Donatella Versace threw after her fashion show in Milan this week.
Showing the kind of burlesque artistry that would earn major tips here at Scores, Chelsea slid Klaus' tie around her neck — and his — and then ground against him, according to Women's Wear Daily.
Chelsea, tricked out in a black fishnet top and tight black trousers, is said to have led Klaus around the VIP dance floor while bodyguards huddled in a corner nearby. This was at 2:30 a.m.
At a recent premiere in London, Chelsea declared that Oxford classmate Klaus makes her "incredibly happy. He's the nicest guy ever. He makes me laugh all the time."
"The press is still all over me in London," she said in Milan, "but on the Continent I can do what I want." Yeah, baby!
We hear design dominatrix Donatella invited Chelsea and her beau to stay at the Versace manse on Lake Como. Clinton spokesmen couldn't confirm yesterday whether or not they accepted the invitation.
Now that Tatler magazine has ranked Chelsea fifth on its list of Britain's most eligible women, reporters are tracking her every trip down from Oxford. The dons there may also be counting her holidays.
An Oxford spokesman told the Telegraph that she's obliged to be in residence at her dad's alma mater for "at least" six of the 11 weeks of this term.
P.S. Her dad — who, like Chelsea, attended Oxford's University College — must be thrilled that Kenneth Starr just released a priceless photo of the ex-President with Monica Lewinsky, back in her White House intern days. Around her neck dangles a security badge bearing the letter "A."
Does Roger Clinton count?
How about the Rodham-Clinton boys?
Does "oral sex" front page news make you all warm and cuddly inside ?
Gads. That would scare a maggot off gut a wagon!
Close enough.
DADDY'S GIRL
CHELSEA Clinton is learning some sexy new moves from pal Donatella Versace. The formerly frumpy former first daughter dirty-danced with beau Ian Klaus until 2:30 a.m at the bash following Versace's fashion show in Milan the other night, reports Women's Wear Daily. Chelsea slid Klaus' tie around her neck "stripper-style" and ground against him while wearing a black fishnet top and tight black trousers, the trade paper reports. Heather Graham, Ron Wood and Molly Shannon watched her go at it. "I'm having so much fun!" she gushed.
Is she still a democrat? Is she still liberal? then she's still ugly.
The black evil of her liberal heart overwhelms any meager attractiveness she could have hoped to inherit from Web.
No democrat (liberal, enemy of my country, call them what you will) is ever attractive once it is known that they cling to that evil
God Save America (Please)
That is none of your business. And you're a jerk for asking it.
Keep making fun of Chelsea's looks...It only makes you look like the pathetic loser you really are. There are PLENTY of reasons to bash a Clinton without having to make-up some.
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