Howard Stern's Girlfriend Cover Photo

FHM Magazine ^ | March 5, 2002

[StriperSniper]

Howard can always go out with Houston the porno star.

I haven't listened in a while, what happened with that kid from Staten Island that was boinking her?

[Fred Mertz]

Why does this woman with nice blond hair dye her roots brown?

[TracyPA]

Howard Stern's wife recently remarried. The NY Post said "Alison Stern married a Garment Center gazillionaire". Howard and Alison have three daughters. Howard said he was happy for her.

[Skooz]

Don't comment on things of which you are ignorant.

If we all followed that rule, 97% of FR would be a ghost town.

[SunnyUsa]

"Howard Stern's wife recently remarried. The NY Post said "Alison Stern married a Garment Center gazillionaire". Howard and Alison have three daughters. Howard said he was happy for her."

That's great news! I had always hoped she'd find someone BETTER than him, what a jerk he was.

I like that his popularity has waned and his audience has matured (hopefully). I listened to him till about 1990 and then decided he was just getting worse.

He's still stuck in his nasty women world, and in the end when he's OLD and dying he'll realize he threw away his family and those who probably really loved him....for his scum world.

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She stood by him while he left her alone and built his career and then he shrugged her off like so much dandruff.

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

His wife dumped him and married some millionaire garment center mogul. There has never been a single story that Howard was unfaithful to his wife, just a little too focused on his career.

So now he has a girlfriend. Do you think he should still be in mourning, or can he get on with his life?

[TightSqueeze]

Let's see -- bad nose job; fake boobs and fake blonde hair. Of course, I'd boink her anyway, but with Howeez millionz you'd think he could do better...

Maybe Howard had her built to order, that is the kind of girl God would have created if he had the money.

[MHT]

Stern said, in front of his mother-in-law (of course), that the reason he married his wife was because she was the only woman at college who would go to bed with him.

Some women learn late--and some women never learn.

Wonder what vulgar "tell all" Howard will say about this woman's body parts in a few months.....

[angcat]

excuse me i attend church.......... :)

[MHT]

After all, lots of women find Clinton--with his fat gut, saggy rump, puffy eyes, severe underbite, and WC Fields nose-- sexy. Give Clinton a $10 haircut and set of greasy bib overalls and NO MONEY OR POWER and you think ANYONE would find him sexy? NOT!

[frmrda]

He's already telling about his sex life with the new broad. He said yesterday he was on the phone w/ her having phone sex while looking at the magazine. He was going to "finish" on the picture but she said she'd be right over, which according to Howard she did, and the magazine wasn't necessary.

[PJ-Comix]

I wonder how long before Beth poses for Playboy? When she breaks up with Howard, she can pick up a few hundred thousand for a Playboy photo spread.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

that is the kind of girl God would have created if he had the money.

that is the kind of girl God would have created if he didn't have the money.

[SunnyUsa]

"There has never been a single story that Howard was unfaithful to his wife, just a little too focused on his career."

I know you're not a naive guy....but there is all kinds of unfaithfullness. Since I listened to HOWARD for years&years I know what he was all about and up to - he pushed the fidelity to his wife thing to the limits (and I bet went over the edge) though the Nat'l Enquirer probably never caught him.

I could never understand why she stayed with him, and frankly he must've been a nightmare to live with...so selfish, he even admitted it....

She may have dumped him officially, but he did it to her years ago!

He lost me with all the fart, burping, freaks and slutty women...I actually only liked the news after awhile, and then I just decided (before his wife did) to dump him - he wasn't worth my time! Have been happier ever since ;) (ha )

[connectthedots]

She looks like she has some good lawsuits against her plastic surgeons. Talk about bad and obvious.

Any woman that thinks plastic surgery will solve their emotional problems is a loser. Granted, there are exceptions for disfigurements arising from birth defects or injuries/diseases for which there are exceptions. Sexuality is much more an attitude than is appearance.

Besides, as the song goes, "Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby..."

[Skooz]

Give Clinton a $10 haircut ... and NO MONEY OR POWER and you think ANYONE would find him sexy? NOT!

Hey! My haircuts cost $8.00 + plus $2.00 tip = $10.00
I have no money or power...that's my problem! You have solved the mystery of my chronic lack of sexiness...next stop, a $45.00 haircut with Adolfo, that limp-wristed guy across town.....

The money and power will be a little more difficult.

[MHT]

Wow--he could hold it that long! Wish he would hold his tongue and keep his inane and trashy commentaries to himself that long!

[connectthedots]

I just find it odd that the surgeon would put her boobs near her elbows. Do you think that they slid down?

Teets on dogs are low on the chest, so maybe that is where nature placed them.

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he pushed the fidelity to his wife thing to the limits (and I bet went over the edge) though the Nat'l Enquirer probably never caught him.

Neither did you. But at least, in failing, the Nat’l Enquirer didn’t just make something up.

I could never understand why she stayed with him, and frankly he must've been a nightmare to live with...so selfish, he even admitted it....

No doubt.

She may have dumped him officially, but he did it to her years ago!

I don’t think he changed much. He has always been self-involved. I guess she just figured out that she could take half his money and go marry another millionaire.

He lost me with all the fart, burping, freaks and slutty women...I actually only liked the news after awhile, and then I just decided (before his wife did) to dump him - he wasn't worth my time! Have been happier ever since ;) (ha )

The women get very boring, as do the fart jokes, but the freaks are the only reason I tune in. Well, the freaks and the news. And the kamikazee interviews. And his hysterical mocking of other celebrities.

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