[MHT]

After all, lots of women find Clinton--with his fat gut, saggy rump, puffy eyes, severe underbite, and WC Fields nose-- sexy. Give Clinton a $10 haircut and set of greasy bib overalls and NO MONEY OR POWER and you think ANYONE would find him sexy? NOT!

[Skooz]

Give Clinton a $10 haircut ... and NO MONEY OR POWER and you think ANYONE would find him sexy? NOT!

Hey! My haircuts cost $8.00 + plus $2.00 tip = $10.00
I have no money or power...that's my problem! You have solved the mystery of my chronic lack of sexiness...next stop, a $45.00 haircut with Adolfo, that limp-wristed guy across town.....

The money and power will be a little more difficult.