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Police: Man dies after falling on his coffee mug
AP ^ | 2-22-02

Posted on 02/22/2002 12:31:28 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:39:44 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

SEAFORD, N.Y. (AP) -- A man apparently bled to death after falling on the shards of a coffee mug he was carrying, police said.

Joseph Stoyer, 51, was found face-down on the sidewalk outside his Long Island apartment building by a jogger Thursday.


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Good to the last flop.
1 posted on 02/22/2002 12:31:28 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Ban all coffee mugs!

Ban all coffee!

2 posted on 02/22/2002 12:35:26 PM PST by mad puppy
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Police have identified the lead suspect in the case as one Juan Valdez with an unknown mountain address.
3 posted on 02/22/2002 12:35:31 PM PST by Conservative Tiger
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To: mad puppy;riley1992;Texaggie79;Rebelbase;Cagey
Over here!
4 posted on 02/22/2002 12:37:17 PM PST by Dog
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
I guess now consumer advocacy groups will be demanding that coffee cups be made of unbreakable material. If glass ones are used, I guess they will require a license.
5 posted on 02/22/2002 12:37:44 PM PST by DallasDeb
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To: DallasDeb
Darwin Award Winner!!!!!
6 posted on 02/22/2002 12:38:26 PM PST by Dog
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To: Conservative Tiger
Police have identified the lead suspect in the case as one Juan Valdez with an unknown mountain address.

He was last seen leading his ass over Folger's Pass.

7 posted on 02/22/2002 12:38:32 PM PST by sola gracia
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To: DallasDeb
Trigger Locks for Coffee Mugs!!!
8 posted on 02/22/2002 12:39:03 PM PST by Dog
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
You might enjoy this.
9 posted on 02/22/2002 12:39:45 PM PST by bloodmeridian
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To: mad puppy
Ban all coffee!

You can have my coffee when you pry it from my cold dead (but still shakey) hands...

10 posted on 02/22/2002 12:39:46 PM PST by Ward Smythe
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Dude.
11 posted on 02/22/2002 12:40:07 PM PST by ecomcon
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To: Dog
5 day waiting period for Starbucks purchases.
12 posted on 02/22/2002 12:40:08 PM PST by CholeraJoe
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To: mad puppy
When coffee mugs are outlawed, only outlaws will have coffee mugs.
13 posted on 02/22/2002 12:40:10 PM PST by ThinkingMan
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To: Dog
That would be TRIPPER locks for coffee mugs!

twinzmommy

14 posted on 02/22/2002 12:40:16 PM PST by twinzmommy
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Hope for his sake it was "Chock Full O Nuts"...
15 posted on 02/22/2002 12:40:27 PM PST by LN2Campy
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
#1 Can't stand it. LOL
16 posted on 02/22/2002 12:40:31 PM PST by FryingPan101
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
I smell a wrongful death lawsuit!!!
17 posted on 02/22/2002 12:40:57 PM PST by Maceman
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Not another one. Will the coffee mug related deaths never end?
18 posted on 02/22/2002 12:41:24 PM PST by NittanyLion
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Are we sure it was coffee in that mug? How many 50-year-old men fall over from drinking coffee? Sounds like the old Jackie Gleason routine to me.
19 posted on 02/22/2002 12:41:30 PM PST by Argus
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Police said the victim was drinking Chock Full of Cuts Coffee!!!!
20 posted on 02/22/2002 12:41:41 PM PST by Conservative Tiger
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