The obvious pre-cursor to - WHHAAAZZZUUUPPP !!!
Posted on 02/08/2002 7:26:11 AM PST by Lazamataz
Washington D.C. (UPA) -- In a stunning report, something is going on, reports a government agency Thursday. This happened over three times in three weeks, someone in this agency was quoted as saying.
“You’d be surprised what happens,” said this employee, “sometimes, things happen and I am not even made aware of it.” The employee would neither confirm nor deny that something went on, despite a Congressional Inquiry into the sequence of events.
Something happens on a regular basis somewhere in the globe, confirmed the Center for Responsive Stuff. Rates of things occurring have been rising worldwide ever since the government began keeping track of things, with a sharp dip in things not happening in February, bringing the total of stuff going on to an all time high. The incidence of foreign activity has sharply increased, as well, bringing the activity deficit to a relative parity with some other place somewhere. >{? “Surprisingly, things happen in foreign countries too,” said the Chief Counsel of Affairs of the United Nations, “and it is very difficult to keep track of it all – even in this highly computerized information age we are in.”
The quantity of things going on elsewhere has greatly concerned the Pentagon, who tries to keep strict controls on the various things going on. Said General Ween: “If things are allowed to get out of hand, there is just no telling, I mean, who knows where it will go or how bad it can get.” The President has budgeted for a sharp increase in monitoring capability for the US military in response to the threat of various things happening.
Yeah, but it's still the Republicans' fault.
I take it one step further: I personally blame the Clintons, outright!
If it weren't for them, it never would have happened....
I'd say that every other thing is even more like is now than it ever has been before, but hey, to each his own.
The obvious pre-cursor to - WHHAAAZZZUUUPPP !!!
Read the article. It will explain everything. There are government officials and quotes and everything!
WHO-DAAAAAATTT ???
Yes, it does, but would I be A FReeper if I didn't skip over the article, and all posts, to ask you something inane that is well answered in the original article?
Right. Nicely done. I consider myself sundered.
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