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Something happened today!
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| 02/08/2002
| Lazamataz
Posted on 02/08/2002 7:26:11 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
I got my supplies ready. Enough tin foil for six months. Ammunition and provisions strategically placed around the perimeter. I'm ready for whatever might happen. Just hope it holds off till after Mardi Gras.
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posted on
02/08/2002 7:54:14 AM PST
by
sinclair
To: Lazamataz
Que pasa
To: Cyber Liberty; Slip18; Rikastrom; Senator Pardek; Oneidam
Stay frosty out there. It could happen again!
To: Lazamataz
I can't believe this is happening! Why, the government promised me it would protect me from stuff happening, yet there are things happening all over the place. I demand a full investigation into this matter, so that those making things happen pay the price.
To: Lazamataz
I think we're beyond the question of something happening - the question is how we keep it from happening again? Personally, I want Alec Baldwin's small intestine tied in a bow around his neck. Not that that would prevent something from happening, but I'd sure feel better about it when it does.
To: PJ-Comix
The lineage revealed: Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schnitt". Soon you will be able to handle this situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schnitt and O. Schnitt. Awe Schnitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schnitt, a partner in the law firm, Knee, Deep & Schnitt. In turn, Jack Schnitt married Noe Schnitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie, the twins Deep and Dip, Fulla, Giva and Bull Schnitt.
Against his parent's strong objections, Deep Schnitt married Dumb Schnitt, a high school drop out. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schnitt married Mr. Scherlock and, because her kids were living with them, decided to keep her previous name, hence, she became known as Noe Schnitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schnitt moved south and married Loda Schnitt and they produced a cowardly son and named him Chick Noe (after his grandmother,) Schnitt. He became known as Chick N. Schnitt for short.
Fulla Schnitt and Giva Schnitt were inseparable thought childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse Schnitt.
Bull Schnitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa. Their only son, Tough Schnitt, became a professional wrestler and later moved to Minnesota to purse a career in politics.
Now when someone says "you don't know Jack Schnitt," you can correct them.
To: Major Matt Mason; 1 Old Pro; Howlin; Miss Marple
I can't believe this is happening!My thoughts exactly.
To: Lazamataz
It is a tragedy that the Congress failed to act due to partisan gridlock before it happened. This could have been averted...
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posted on
02/08/2002 8:01:39 AM PST
by
MileHi
To: summer; M. Thatcher
I can't believe this is happening!My thoughts exactly.
To: Lazamataz
There's something happening, here.
What it is, ain't exactly clear.
To: Lazamataz
I sumbit that nothing actually happens like this. The world is more the same than ever.
To: Life of Brian
Hey! Where'd you get the cool screen name?!
To: Mr. Bungle
I sumbitWHO YOU CALLIN' A SUM-BIT?!?!?
To: Lazamataz
LOL! Thanks for the flag. :)!
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posted on
02/08/2002 8:04:05 AM PST
by
summer
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
02/08/2002 8:04:05 AM PST
by
RMDupree
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Hey! Where'd you get the cool screen name?!That's not how you do that. Watch:
To: Life of Brian
Life of BrianHow come everybody's got a cool screen name but me? :o(
To: Mr. Bungle
I don't know what all the fuss is about. Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before.
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posted on
02/08/2002 8:06:44 AM PST
by
Mugwump
To: Lazamataz
"I'm not worthy!"
But, I think the News guys are covering other items.
To: Lazamataz
It started on Clinton's watch.
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