Bless My Gay Stars! Rosie O'Donnell Busts Out of the Closet

Village Voice ^ | 2/6/2 | La Dolce Musto - by Michael Musto

[river rat]

Being a lesbian, was not Rosie's downfall...
Being another stupid, leftist liberal and bigoted bitch was her problem.
Semper Fi

[dead]

Tom is as gay as the day is long. That's old news.

[codebreaker]

Tom is a swich hitter, the story is that Nicole caught him 'horsing around' with a few buddies and they werent watching the Super Bowl.

The next day she took the kids and left. Penelope Cruz is a beautiful 'beard' though.

[Double Eagle Sword of Justice]

What Rosie's done to the innocent kids she's adopted ought to be a crime. Kids don't have a choice and need both a mother AND a father, not to be forcefully indoctrinated into a homosexual lifestyle household.

[Xenalyte]

Gay as a debutante. (Now I'll get sued for libel or something.)

[GraniteStateConservative]

More chunk in the trunk?

[codebreaker]

She is hottie in the way that the last girl in the bar at 2AM is good looking.

[BikerNYC]

Are you sure?

[motzman]

Chubby Chaser!

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Boy, that's a shocker.

[codebreaker]

That one really needed a barf alert.

[pgobrien]

Tom Cruise is a Pickle Smoocher? NOW I understand why he allowed the split up with the stunning Nicole. His loss is our gain.

[streamline]

Reminds me of the old Grateful Dead lyric: "Well a couple of shots of whiskey, women round here start lookin' good".

[pgobrien]

Monica better not stray too close to the ocean....else Greenspeace will drag her back out to sea to prevent beaching. She might look good with a table over her head.

[MortMan]

I'm not sure how you did it - but changing a thread about Rosie O'Hypocrite de-clositing herself into an empassioned plea for your image of Monica Lewinsky is an incredible feat of polymorphism! My hat's off to you!!!;-)