[davidosborne]

We all need a humor break every now and then..

God Bless America !!

David

[davidosborne]

Bumps and pings for HUMOR ...

Please FReepmail me if you want ON or OFF my ping list..

David

[RedBloodedAmerican]

What about PETA people?

[jimtorr]

May I play?

A CALIFORNIA FARMER: You have two cows. Animal rights maniacs burn down your barn. PETA sues you for cruelty. The Sierra Club sues you for water pollution from the storm run-off from your farm.

[Slings and Arrows]

A minor correction:

ISRAELI CORPORATION: You have two cows. Palestinian terrorists try to steal the cows and fail, getting badly gored in the process. They then claim that the cows were the aggressors.

[bobsatwork]

You got the American Democrat all wrong. Try this:
I have two cows. I impose huge taxes on all working people, so they can't afford to buy cows. I use the tax money to give free cows to non-workers, who then vote for my re-election.
Regards

[BlueLancer]

FREEPER Farmer: I døn't øwn nø cøws, but I dø have twø Møøses ... er, Meese ... er, Møøsad ...

And øne øf them bit my sister and ate all øf her cheese.

[ElectricStrawberry]

Bump for the humor

Reminded me that I ran out of bag balm a few days ago.

[Flyer]

AN AMERICAN GUN OWNER: You have two cows. They will get your cows when they pry them from your cold, dead hands.

[WillaJohns]

"Here's the Enron version of venture capitalism: 'You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholders who sell the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.'" - Austin American-Statesman editorial, 1/19/02

[NorseWood]

Got Milk?

[I still care]

I know this isn't funny, but for me a Republican cow is more like this.

You have two cows. When you finally sell one of them, out of the goodness of your heart you give something to your neighbor, who truly has a need. No one has to force you or tax you to do it.

Then you take it off on your taxes.

[gwmoore]

ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks, David, that is the best I have seen in a while on here.

Keep the Faith for Freedom

MAY GOD BLESS AND PROTECT THIS HONORABLE REPUBLIC

Greg

[Endeavor]

Hey David, thanks for the grin. Hope all is well with you.

[Salvation]

Thanks for this post. I have seen it before but wanted to send to someone. Now I can!

[C210N]

A NEW YORK CORPORATION: You have fifteen million cows. You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas.

[Lady GOP]

cute david thnx

[Khepera]

Just remember that the war against males by the nazi feminists started out as humor. Man bashing is now more than a joke.

[davidosborne]

An oldy but goody bump.. looking for more "COW" lines...

Thanks to all of you that contributed to this list..

David

[skr]

WEST PALM BEACH VOTER: You have two cows. You name them Chad and Dimple and count the days until they produce a cALf. And count...and count...and count...

[Orion]

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT: You have two cows, and everyone wants to know if they are real.