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We Don't Pump Our Own Gas in New Jersey
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Posted on 01/25/2002 12:11:36 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade

New Jersey, Love It or Leave It---I left it but still love it.

You know you are from Noo Jersey if:

1. You've been seriously injured at Action Park.
2. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges"..
3. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. .
4. You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. .
5. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. .
6. You've eaten at a diner at 3 a.m. .
7. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. .
8. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. .
9. At last three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. .
10. You know what a "jug handle" is. .
11. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. .
12. You know that the state isn't all farmland. .
13. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The Shore", and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway", not the "Garden State Highway"..
14. You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree. .
15. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it a "Sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero"..
16. You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials. .
17. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. .
18. You knew that the last question had to do with driving. .
19. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?) .
20. You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City"..
21. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich. .
22. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege. .
23. In the 80's, you wore your hair REALLY high. .
24. You don't think "What exit" is very funny. .
25. You know that the first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22. .
26. You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different"..
27. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters. .
28. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar. .
29. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. .
30. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town. .
31. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. .
32. Every year, you had a least one kid in your class named Tony. .
33. You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is. .
34. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the Willowbrook Mall. .
35. You've been to at least one mall in Paramus. .
36. You Know that people form North Jersey to go Seaside Heights, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can't be the other way around. .
37. You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey. .
38. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state. .
39. You remember the stores Korvette's, Rickel's, Channel, Bamburger's and Orbach's. .
40. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesteak with vinegar fries. .
41. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. .
And finally... .
42. You've never pumped your own gas.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: gardenstate; gas; joke; newjersey; nj; noguns; pump; pumpinggas; sprint
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I'm sure my New Jersey friends will find a chuckle or two here. For all the rest of you, here is a glimpse of life in "The Garden State."

LOL,LGE

1 posted on 01/25/2002 12:11:36 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
Merde!

I've lived across the river from NJ most of my life, and *I* answered yes to nearly all the questions.

2 posted on 01/25/2002 12:16:40 PM PST by NativeNewYorker
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
You rarely refer to an exit on the Jersey Turnpike by a name, always the number ... and they are not mileage numbers.
3 posted on 01/25/2002 12:21:26 PM PST by BluH2o
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
Good ones. I like the one about Willowbrook mall. 127 days and it'll all be a memory. I'm gettin' out.
4 posted on 01/25/2002 12:24:47 PM PST by Huck
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
Hey, I'm from Jersey, too. And I love it here.

Hell, I'd probably stay here forever if it weren't for the taxes and all these damned Democrats...

5 posted on 01/25/2002 12:24:51 PM PST by FatherFig1o155
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
Pumping gas is for suckers. And may I add that you know you're from New Jersey if you know who Uncle Floyd is.
6 posted on 01/25/2002 12:27:05 PM PST by Atticus
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
My wife always gets a kick out of watching me try to pump my own gas when we venture out-ot-state. I think I got the hang of it now, but I still mess it up just to make her smile...
7 posted on 01/25/2002 12:27:57 PM PST by gridlock
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To: Agrace;AmericanGirl329;Antoninus;Arhaggelos;Atticus;Bars4Bill;Batrachian;belladona;Betteboop...
Pass It Along If You Like
8 posted on 01/25/2002 12:28:30 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
How to properly negoiate a circle:

He with the oldest car or the largest set of cajones has the right-of-way.

9 posted on 01/25/2002 12:28:36 PM PST by Publius
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
21. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.

You guys have to give this back. WC was founded in Chicago, you're allowed to give us money buying the food, but you're not allowed to put it on any of your lists.

10 posted on 01/25/2002 12:29:16 PM PST by discostu
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To: Huck
I grew up in "Northern" Jersey---my kids are still there. BUT, I moved to Tacoma Washington a few months ago and now spend my time photographing elk in the rain forests, hiking Mount Rainier, camping in the most awesome conifer forests in the world, and always getting wet from the perpetual rain. But I love it (although I do admit to missing my buttered roll in the morning!)
11 posted on 01/25/2002 12:31:16 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
43. You still wonder if E.J. Korvettes really stod for Eight Jewish Korean Veterans
12 posted on 01/25/2002 12:32:00 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: BluH2o
"Turnpike" should be added to the list!!!!
13 posted on 01/25/2002 12:32:20 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
I grew up in South Jersey, and the army brought me here to Seattle 30 years ago. I never even thought of going back.
14 posted on 01/25/2002 12:33:56 PM PST by Publius
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To: FatherFig1o155
except for the taxes and all these damned Democrats

Alas, they are everywhere!!!!

LOL,LGE

15 posted on 01/25/2002 12:34:03 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
16. You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials

Palisades Park! Loved that place as a kid. Have relatives in N.J., spent some time at the "shore", we call them "beaches" on L.I.

16 posted on 01/25/2002 12:34:30 PM PST by deadhead
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To: gridlock
I got the hang of it now

I recently traveled across country and did not know how to open the gas cap!!!! Seriously!!!! Felt like a fool.

LOL,LGE

17 posted on 01/25/2002 12:35:49 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
39. You remember the stores Korvette's, Rickel's, Channel, Bamburger's and Orbach's.

How about Two Guys and Bradlees.

I live in South South Jersey and pump my own gas all the time and leave the car running. Screw'em.

I live so far south in Jersey Gas Stations won't take my used oil.

18 posted on 01/25/2002 12:37:57 PM PST by Fzob
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To: discostu
You guys have to give this back.

But, I wonder, who sells the most "White Castles." I used to ship them to friends in Michigan. And yes, you can buy them in the freezer case too although I do not approve except in cases of extreme emergency!

19 posted on 01/25/2002 12:38:07 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade
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To: Fzob
Two Guys is number 7. Did you remember they were from Harrison?
20 posted on 01/25/2002 12:39:34 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade
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