So in other words, you tell us not to cheat but how can we when you don't post answers. I don't know about you but where I come from that's called cheatin'.
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? (Guess = 8)
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? (43 red and blue: I know this is right)
3) Bill Dance is good at what?(Fishin)
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?(Tennessee = Guess but pretty sure: I'd chance it on who wants to be a millionaire)
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?(UGA)
6) Afterboiling peanuts for an hour you have what?(Boiled Peanuts)
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?(No idea)
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?(Acadian French)
9) What is a chigger?(A tick=guess, I know its an annoying little bug)
10) What is scrapple?(No idea)
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?(Alabama Gulf Coast, east of Mobile before Pensacola)
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? (Spanish Moss)
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, ________.(Evinrude... duh)
14) What's the common name for a bowfin? (Tuna)
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? (a calf)
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?(Hank Williams)
17) What are grits made out of?(Corn)
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"(Bear Bryant:U Alabama Coach and legend)
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?(Don't know)
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?(Don't know)
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?(The name's on the tip of my brain, but don't know)
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?(Don't know)
23) Where would you find Vidalia County?(Georgia, home of Vidalia Onions)
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? (Three legged race? Don't know)
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play?(typically)(No idea)
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)(5)
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? (Don't know)
28) What is a scuppernong?(Don't know)
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?(Absolutely, save you the work)
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?(That's good livin')
31) What color is a John Deere?(Green with yellow lettering)
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?(Don't know)
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?(Don't know)
Who's Earl? (There used to be only one possible answer until the Dixie Chick's song, now there are two.)
or
Who are Lester and Earl? (Now only one possible answer.)
What is corn (as in the song Jimmy Crack Corn?)
They made what was known locally as 'The Recipe', and that there was some goo-ooood drinkin'!
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? 7
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? 43 is the number for sure... color ... red & black?
3) Bill Dance is good at what? dunno
4) What university does Bill Dance root for? dunno
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football? georgia
6) Afterboiling peanuts for an hour you have what? boiled peanuts
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8? 283
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language? french
9) What is a chigger? small skin mite that BITES
10) What is scrapple? pork scraps, corn mush and lard.
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"? Destin Florida and enviorns.
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? spanish moss
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, ________. evinrude
14) What's the common name for a bowfin? dunno
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? nothing (steer = deballed male cattle)
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"? hank!
17) What are grits made out of? corn
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear" bear bryant (coach of kentucky then 'bama) what the fark was his first name?
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue? haze
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make? dunno
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest? dunno
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"? shoot I used to know this one
23) Where would you find Vidalia County? georgia - home of sweet onions
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? - calf roping
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play?(typically) mandolin
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers) 5
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? dunno
28) What is a scuppernong? like grapes often used to make a nasty wine
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu? yes please
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"? better cuts
31) What color is a John Deere? green and yellow
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule? no such
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"? tobacky
We call the stuff hanging of our oak tree, Spanish Moss.
Have you seen this Redneck dictionary?