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TEST YOUR SOUTHERNISM
01/17/01

Posted on 01/17/2002 5:44:40 AM PST by SAMWolf

This test really can't be cheated on... either you know the answers or you don't.

One Yankee only mustered a 2 or 3, whereas the natives typically score around 20+. If you score over 50, you should be living in a trailer park with the Trans Am up on blocks!

Score three points per correct answer. You're given one point to start. Answers follow below, so don't peek.....

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?

2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?

3) Bill Dance is good at what?

4) What university does Bill Dance root for?

5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?

6) Afterboiling peanuts for an hour you have what?

7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?

8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?

9) What is a chigger?

10) What is scrapple?

11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?

12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?

13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, ________.

14) What's the common name for a bowfin?

15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?

16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?

17) What are grits made out of?

18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"

19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?

20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?

21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?

22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?

23) Where would you find Vidalia County?

24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?

25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play?(typically)

26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)

27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?

28) What is a scuppernong?

29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?

30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?

31) What color is a John Deere?

32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?

33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?


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To: BigNate
My score is dropping like a stone. Maybe I'm a City Slicker after all.
21 posted on 01/17/2002 6:19:15 AM PST by Loopy
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To: Loopy
Excellent try! I'm about as southern as they come, and I couldn't answer all of 'em. You missed a few - the one about the steer - think mountain oysters. Three legs and a rope - here's a hint - contestant throws hands up when he's through.
22 posted on 01/17/2002 6:19:45 AM PST by Quilla
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To: Loopy
#15...a steer, like a mule, cannot reproduce. A steer is a castrated bull.
23 posted on 01/17/2002 6:21:02 AM PST by maximus@Nashville
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To: Loopy
Help you a little here,... mules are sterile and steers are castrated = no offspring :0)
24 posted on 01/17/2002 6:22:34 AM PST by Pugsy
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To: maximus@Nashville
LOL, I AM A CITY SLICKER!!!!
25 posted on 01/17/2002 6:24:00 AM PST by Loopy
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To: SAMWolf
More questions:

Who's Earl? (There used to be only one possible answer until the Dixie Chick's song, now there are two.)

or

Who are Lester and Earl? (Now only one possible answer.)

26 posted on 01/17/2002 6:24:01 AM PST by Brookhaven
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To: Quilla
Three legs and a rope - here's a hint - contestant throws hands up when he's through.

Rodeoing?

27 posted on 01/17/2002 6:25:48 AM PST by Loopy
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To: Brookhaven
Who says "You'll like the way we do "bidness"?
28 posted on 01/17/2002 6:27:06 AM PST by Loopy
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To: SAMWolf
There are 33 questions -- how do you score 50?
29 posted on 01/17/2002 6:28:06 AM PST by TommyDale
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To: SAMWolf
Another southern question:

What is corn (as in the song Jimmy Crack Corn?)

31 posted on 01/17/2002 6:28:43 AM PST by Brookhaven
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To: SAMWolf
Cannot answer any as my nanny carried me on her hip untill I was two then moved to Calif. could not walk or talk did not need to. Finally grew up to live free range in Oregon.
32 posted on 01/17/2002 6:28:47 AM PST by oceanperch
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To: Capt.YankeeMike
I always thought of Panama City Beach as the Redneck Riviera. Destin is too upscale for Jethro and Ellie Mae.
33 posted on 01/17/2002 6:28:58 AM PST by Diverdogz
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To: YaYa123
28. fat, juicy, green grape...that other honking big grape is purple, a muskeedine (sp), and you can't eat the skins on either.

I wonder if that's the grape Gran'ma used to call Bull-lips, down in Greene Co., MS?

34 posted on 01/17/2002 6:29:06 AM PST by HiJinx
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To: SAMWolf
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?

They made what was known locally as 'The Recipe', and that there was some goo-ooood drinkin'!

35 posted on 01/17/2002 6:30:29 AM PST by HiJinx
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To: Loopy
Bulldogging. A kind of sausage. WLS. Green. Four or five. Mandolin. Want me to go on? I'm from South Dakota.
36 posted on 01/17/2002 6:30:32 AM PST by MoralSense
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To: TommyDale
3 points per correct answer. and you start with a 1 point freebie.
37 posted on 01/17/2002 6:30:45 AM PST by SAMWolf
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To: Brookhaven
Corn liquer in a jug.
38 posted on 01/17/2002 6:31:27 AM PST by SAMWolf
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To: SAMWolf
I feel I should get extra credit for knowing that 'vienna' is correctly pronounced as 'vy-eena'.
39 posted on 01/17/2002 6:31:43 AM PST by Eddeche
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To: MoralSense
It's WMS
40 posted on 01/17/2002 6:31:53 AM PST by TommyDale
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