FReeople Thread 274

01/16/02 | So9

[Servant of the Nine]

FReeoples//
Thread 274

[catpuppy]

... every bit of that was factually accurate

I believed it. That's why I've been hiding out ever since.

[ValerieUSA]

hee hee hee... I hope that kitty is alright.

[gratefulwharffratt]

That's why I've been hiding out ever since.

And you didn't even hide from Crusher The Bear!!

Of course, Nully is very large, and is also hairy, so maybe you did pick the lesser evil to oppose!!

[ValerieUSA]

hiya catpuppy - I'm reading the news on other threads.... Ice skaters are being told to stop the dirty dancing during the Olympics. They are "attracting the wrong kind of spectators."

[lodwick]

Iridescent Tridacna Clam
WOW

[gratefulwharffratt]

I guess someone should tell her...

Gotta go, back later...

Excellent!! A classic maneuver.

Are all y'all MENSA members so quick on the draw, for those little mind games??

I hope you don't play chess...

[sweetliberty]

Hehehe. Check this out.

[lodwick]

Damm. Could I be so bold as to suggest mixing in the occasional garden greens for your friend? ;-)

[ValerieUSA]

yep... that chart is a tad optimistic, but looks about right. *LOL*

[sweetliberty]

That pic is beautiful Loddy.

[sweetliberty]

"that chart is a tad optimistic, but looks about right"

Well, look at the bright side; 90% of the good ones are on FR.

[gratefulwharffratt]

Mr. Right: .0009%

Let's see here... 285 million Americans...

142.5 million men...

carry the '2'...

WHAT!?!?!?!?!

You mean to tell me that out of the entire continental U.S, with THIRTEEN eligible 'Mr. Rights,' that you can't find ONE of them.

Well Girlie, all I can say to you is that you must not be looking hard enough. Do you think he is just gonna shave off his beard and fly from Silicon Valley to Arkansas??

Woman, get thee to an airport and buy a one way ticket to the Valley, using Cash. Since you are only gonna be gone overnight, don't even bother to take a carry-on bag or checked luggage. When you dress, remember that you will be doing a lot of walking at the airport, so you might want to wear a new pair of sneakers... but since you will only need them on this trip, get the loudest color of white that you can find, and make sure they are an off-brand.

Then, and only then, will you find Nully Mr. Right!

[gratefulwharffratt]

Could I be so bold as to suggest mixing in the occasional garden greens for your friend?

Always looking on the sunny side huh?!?!

I thinker stronger measures will be necessary.

[sweetliberty]

ROTFLMBO!!

[catpuppy]

that chart is a tad optimistic, but looks about right

I'm going back into hiding. Came out for a look, saw the chart. Six more months of winter. Sigh ...

[sweetliberty]

Princes in training?

[ValerieUSA]

In the February issue of ELLE magazine there's a story of a woman who had stomach stapling done and she looks great now - a bunch of others in her family had the operation, too. The before and after pictures were amazing. They have to have plastic surgery after losing weight to remove pounds of extra skin.

[gratefulwharffratt]

thinker = think

[ValerieUSA]

ya know, I just can't see kissing one of them. *L* I hope never to be that desperate.

[gratefulwharffratt]

there's a story of a woman who had stomach stapling done and she looks great now

My last ex-Sweetie had a good friend who had that surgery while we were dating (she flew out to CA. to have it done). I never knew her starting weight or what she is down to now, as I haven't seen her in about a year, but she lost an entire Ratt (weight-wise. And I weigh around 220 lbs.), and was turning into quite the Honey!! I think she still weighs more than me, but at least she was making RAPID progress when I saw her last.