Let's see here... 285 million Americans...
142.5 million men...
carry the '2'...
WHAT!?!?!?!?!
You mean to tell me that out of the entire continental U.S, with THIRTEEN eligible 'Mr. Rights,' that you can't find ONE of them.
Well Girlie, all I can say to you is that you must not be looking hard enough. Do you think he is just gonna shave off his beard and fly from Silicon Valley to Arkansas??
Woman, get thee to an airport and buy a one way ticket to the Valley, using Cash. Since you are only gonna be gone overnight, don't even bother to take a carry-on bag or checked luggage. When you dress, remember that you will be doing a lot of walking at the airport, so you might want to wear a new pair of sneakers... but since you will only need them on this trip, get the loudest color of white that you can find, and make sure they are an off-brand.
Then, and only then, will you find Nully Mr. Right!
I'm going back into hiding. Came out for a look, saw the chart. Six more months of winter. Sigh ...