Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Land spreading out,
so far and wide
Keep Manhattan,
just give me that countryside.
New York
is where I'd rather stay
I get allergic smelling hay
I just adore a penthouse view
Darling, I love you,
but give me Park Avenue.
The Chores !
The Stores!
Fresh air!
Times Square!
You are my wife. Goodbye city life.
Green Acres, we are there!
As well as this one:
"The Addams Family" by Vic Mizzy (Vic Mizzy is the same guy who wrote the Green Acres theme!)
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scree'um
The Addams Family.
Neat
Sweet
Petite
So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.
Those were the days
And you knew who you were then
Gals were gals and men were men
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
Didn't need no welfare state
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee, our old La Salle ran great
Those were the days
Try singing it to the tune of Hendrix's "Purple Haze."