DC Chapter To Help Our FRiend, Linda Tripp -- Here's How You Can Help, Too -- Thread #2

DC Chapter of Free Republic | December 15, 2001 | Angelwood

[ConsistentLibertarian]

I don't know you well enough, so I can only speculate. Maybe it's a train of associations? You know ... Serpent in the Garden ... Bible ... Truth ... Linda Tripp spread ugly rumors about President Bush Sr. cheating on Barbara ... FR thread ... posters on FR thread ...

[jellybean]

So, I'm not the only one who dislikes sssssssnakes!!

Linda Bump!

[Nita Nupress]

Just keep it coming, hon'. You're doing wonders for keeping this thread bumped.

Just throw every insult you can think of at me and I'll keep impersonating you and asking the stupid questions. I have all night. :)

[ConsistentLibertarian]

I don't use MSWord. I use AMS-LaTeX. You're welcome to post anything I've sent you. After your nudity post people might think it was racy and get the wrong idea.

[jellybean]

I don't know you well enough

You don't know me at all. Let's keep it that way, k?

[jellybean]

people might think it was racy and get the wrong idea.

Hahahahahahaha....It's obvious you don't know Nita!....LOLOLOLOLOL

Another bump for Linda.

[ConsistentLibertarian]

I'll do my part if you do yours, but you'll have to stop asking me for a diagnosis.

[Nita Nupress]

After your nudity post people might think it was racy and get the wrong idea.

Yes, my comment about nudity was totally out of character for me.  Stuff like that embarrasses me.  I try not to say the "s" word unless I just have to. 

Do you like wearing silver or gold jewelry better?  Are you married?  Have you ever had an affair?  Did you blame it on Linda Tripp?  Do you look at your mail differently nowadays?  Who did you vote for in 1976?  Were you at Woodstock in '69?  Were you even born then? 

[ConsistentLibertarian]

"Just keep it coming, hon' [...] I have all night. :)" I'm sure you do have all night. I'm sure Linda Tripp has all night too. And I understand if you have needs and you want someone to call "hon'" who will keeping it coming. But really I'm not interested.

[jellybean]

You masticate in public, don't you?

[Nita Nupress]

I'm sure Linda Tripp has all night too. And I understand if you have needs and you want someone to call "hon'" who will keeping it coming.

Oh, now the true you comes out.  :)

Have you ever had back problems?  How many words a minute can you type?  Is it faster than Linda Tripp?  If not, why not?  Do you Freep from work and hide it from your boss?   Is your refrigerator clean?  Do you have ceiling fans in every room?  Have your ever tried to hang drywall? What about taping and floating it?  How many kids do you have?

[Clinton's a liar]

Merry Christmas to you, Angelwood!

Linda bump!

[staytrue]

Bush Jr. is having a difficult time getting appointments approved by the democrat senate. Trying to get tripp a job would worsen the situation when the country should be united. You've already seen what the press tried to do Norton and Ashcroft and what they did to Chavez. There's no way the dems would allow tripp to ever get a job. And yes the dems don't care what happens to the country or anything about right or wrong, they only know about playing hard ball, anything goes politics.

[Nita Nupress]

You masticate in public, don't you?

ROTFLOL!

[ConsistentLibertarian]

That all sounds plausible and it's what I would have thought before I heard that Linda Tripp spread rumors to the press about President Bush Sr. having cheated on Barbara. That's nasty. Given the background do you think GW would want to appoint her to a job even if he could get the position approved? Do you think he should? What sort of a payscale and what sort of job?

[jellybean]

:)

Bet he denies it...

[ConsistentLibertarian]

Are you hoping you can watch?

[Nita Nupress]

Are you allergic to anything?  When you camp out on Linda's threads for 7 hours, how many times do you have to get up to pee?  Are you a coffee drinker?  Does that make it worse for you?  Do you hug trees?  Have you ever been to a paper mill where they kill trees and then skin them?  Did you cry?  Did you vote for Bill?  Will you vote for Hill when she runs?  Did you hear that she called someone a "F**king Jew bast*ard?"  Who was that, anyway?  Can you remember?  Do you ever have problems with impotence? 

[ConsistentLibertarian]

I'm still scratching my head wondering why that would do it for you. Maybe see yourself as a jellybean, and so you get some sort of vicarious thrill imagining it's you ... a sort of "chew me!" fetish that overcomes you when you're out in public. Really, I don't want to know.

[Howlin]

That story aoubt Bush Senior has been repeated as fact over and over; it has also been completely debunked by none other than The Washington Post.

And, yes, Linda Tripp DID tell the story.