BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR A QUARTER MILLION POUNDS-24 Yr. old Blonde auctions Herself as Wife On Net

UK Morning Sun and Ananova.com ^ | Saturday December 15, 2001 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say Column

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What the Papers Say-The Sun

BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS

A pretty 24 year old blonde is auctioning herself off as a wife on the internet.

[AmericanGurl]

I'm coming up with great 'one liners' as I read these posts. Shame I don't know if I'd be taken serious or not. LOL

[Electron Wizard]

Send picture of boat and motor.

[_Jim]

... specify number of hours on motor ...

[AmericanGurl]

On the flip side....

Please include prop pitch and diameter. Cupping comments welcome.

Those with slippage need not reply.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

A recent blonde, according to the text of the page this pic was on, it was taken when she was 23. It also claims she pulls in over 100,000 pounds per year in advertising from her 3 websites.

[_Jim]

I've had that experience before with women and their dogs (and cats - cats area okay, and actually, don't *sponge* up as much time as a dog does) ... at some point it turns into a vying for attention kind of thing and the DOG has more importance than the guy does (just fail to follow her orders when the dog is being disciplined sometime!) ... there is also the case where the girl has gotten TOO BIG a dog for her workload/free time - THEN it's aways "I've gotta be home to feed the dog"- the cats in this case feed themselves ...

[_Jim]

Those with slippage need not reply.

Applicant must also be proficient in backing the boat, lubing the Bearing Buddies and tying half-hitch knots among other things ...

[Orual]

She sounds like Dr. Evil.

More like: Lucretia MacEvil.

[AmericanGurl]

One must not forget...

Crew placement. Safe exiting and placing dock lines prior to re-docking (including bow line, bow spring line, aft spring line, stern line and breast line).

Responsibilities of the line handler and skipper during backing in operation, as well as using a prop walking effect in reverse while backing out of the slip.

[MississippiMan]

You guys may thin that you sound funny, but all you sound like , are a bunch of 7th graders, trying to be " men " ; or Al Bundy. : - )

Guilty.

MM

[Thumper1960]

"Carolina Blonde"?

[Lancey Howard]

She has the look of a girl who will tip the scales at 200+ lb. after a few short years, or one pregnancy.

[danmar]

...and one wonders why are so many "blond" jokes. You go figure...

[Thumper1960]

If she's "Brit", perhaps she's already had at least one pregnancy.

[alaskanfan]

Just an old divorced three times man kind of thing that I've found. Women are cheaper if you pay up front, and you don't have to have a meaningful conversation afterward.

[the_alfalfanator]

Are you saying that she is Bill Clintoon's type ?

[jjbrouwer]

She's competing against other British women. She's about as good as it gets in England. Of course, go to any trailer park in America, and you'll find a better looking broad.

Really? I must have watched a different episode of Jerry Springer then.

[MadIvan]

I have been privately freepmailed about this suggesting that I should "straighten this young thing out". I have to decline, as some things are beyond mending.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

If she's "Brit", perhaps she's already had at least one pregnancy

While no doubt you are rightly commenting on the potency of British manhood, it is indicative that she feels the need to auction herself off - apparently there is something wrong with her to the point where she equates love in monetary terms.

Ivan

[MadIvan]

I have no desire to "straighten her out"; as I say, some things are beyond mending.

Regards, Ivan