Geraldo Fashion Update

Fox News | 12-11-01 | Self

[blackdog]

Here is today's fashion update that Geraldo has on display.

The blue bandana has been discarded in favor of the rust brown bandana. It is being worn in ascot fashion. A new twist on Geraldo's theme has been boldly launched on the viewing audience. The New England Fisherman look is portrayed in the backdrop of some Afghan river which makes the whole thing look like a seen from Jaws. His blue wool fishermans cap tightly hugged his head. Of course the cap was only an accessory which matched his blue merchant marine pea coat with nautical buttons. Matching gloves must be a rarity in Afghanistan since he was wearing black OJ type driving gloves which definately clashed.

Accompanying today's fashion clip for the "hip" war correspondent were some cave cut-aways showing his Aussie outfit worn yesterday. Geraldo must be lurking Free Republic with a lap-top. The criticism of the blue bandana worn for two weeks straight was taken to heart and the rust bandana is definately a hygenic improvement, but it also clashed with the blue nautical theme of today. It has been leaked by reliable sources that he has decided on a lion tamers outfit complete with whip when they catch OBL and put him in a cage.

[go star go]

don't take this wrong or anything but you seem to be obsessed with Geraldo...

[antivenom]

Blackdog...you may want to consider stepping away from the computer...you have been at FR too long today! LMAO!!!!

[Rosetta Stone]

Rivera is doing a great job for Fox and its viewers. Because the US military hates him for his affection for Clinton and frozen him out, he's gone to the front with the Afghan mountain people. It's terrific TV news and I hope he survives the war.

[Nitro]

Whore-aldo SUCKS out loud!!

[Chemnitz]

Dear Rosetta...May I call you Rose? Geraldo is just plain silly.

[spectre]

Didn't you see him today wearing the Helmet he confiscated off of a dead Taliban? He said he was going to bring it home and donate it to the NYFD or something like that.

Hope he washed the lice out of his hair...

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[Catspaw]

His blue wool fishermans cap tightly hugged his head. Of course the cap was only an accessory which matched his blue merchant marine pea coat with nautical buttons.

The correct fashion description (by way of the Navy) is watch cap and pea jacket.

But blackdog, we really must talk. See, years ago, my Mom and #2 sister were watching the news together & after the news was over, my Mom turned to my sis and said, "I think Judy (Woodruff) changed her hair." You're slipping into that category and you may need an intervention.

[NOLBRLS]

You keep up the good work! I for one can't get enough of Geraldo Bashing. I think an entire web-site should be dedicated to trashing this Libbo....

[Enlightiator]

lolololol! Good report from the Tora Bora Fashion Front...;)

[Exit148]

You forgot to say that "the wool fisherman's hat was worn to the side in a statement to fashion."

Whatever he has worn, my picture will always be of Dan Rather in his Afghan get-up, trudging over the mountains with his guides and cameramen.

[Jean S]

We've had a lot of Geraldo lovers showing up her on FR lately.

I will never forget his behavior towards us during impeachment, never.

I don't care how many bullets part his hair. I've watched him for years and it's only about Geraldo. In his mind this war is only about Geraldo. He makes me sick.

[Fred Mertz]

Step away from the computer, blackdog. Put your head on that pillow and get some rest.

[blackdog]

If he washes the lice out of his hair he will lose his personality. I heard the fire dept/helmet comment. Reminds me of the bull's ear in a bull fight. Of course it is not his fight.

[Malesherbes]

Geraldo, the Jerry Springer of Fox News, changes outfits faster than Afghans change sides. He fits right in over there.

[WriteOn]

Reality TV meets the Afghan War and Gerry is the host. I'll never forget him cutting into Hannity and Colmes for a "bombing run" that didn't happen, "You can see the contrails over head. The bombs should be hitting any second." Alan Colmes, "Geraldo, tell us again about dodging the sniper fire." Geraldo, "Any second. Alan it was..."

[RnMomof7]

Rivera is doing a great job for Fox and its viewers. Because the US military hates him for his affection for Clinton and frozen him out, he's gone to the front with the Afghan mountain people. It's terrific TV news and I hope he survives the war.

PLEEEEEASSSSSSEEEEEEE do you work for Fox..or are you one of Jerrys friends?

The man is a jerk

[A CA Guy]

Did one of his ex wives or girl friends knit that Austrailian hat for him? That was a real one-step-beyond jump into the fashion world! LOL

[lawgirl]

what, no photos??? Come on!