Posted on 12/06/2001 11:18:30 PM PST by Snow Bunny
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RE: charred toast, it's not the toaster but the operator, LOL!!
Have a GREAT day Granny, can't wait to get you back here on the breakfast duties!!!!!
The "A" Team if you will!!
Enjoy some chow with us Dogfaces!
Good for them...it used to be like that until the '90's when it seemed like you could almost wave yerself on base! I'm surprised we haven't had some major Terrorism afflict our bases yet, considering how slack they'd become at the Gatehouses.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...I was a Navy civvy fer four (4) years--during college summer and Christmas breaks--too. Used to rip out old terrazzo and tile floors and lay tile back in its place for a contractor. Talk about some long (60-70 hour) weeks...and some of them places were hotter than Hades!! Beat workin' as a stockboy, though.
The following was read on the Sully and Scooter (Radio KOGO in San Diego)Show - Saturday, November 17th. Just outside of Ab Gach, in the northwest panhandle of Afghanistan between Tajikstan and Pakistan.
November 11, 2001
Bizarre,
It's (expletive) freezing here. I'm sitting on hard, cold dirt between rocks and shrubs at the base of the Hindu Kush mountains along the Dar'yoi Pomir River watching a hole that leads to a tunnel that leads to a cave.
Stake out, my friend, and no pizza delivery for thousands of miles. I also glance at the area around my ass every ten to fifteen seconds to avoid another scorpion sting. I've actually given up battling the chiggers and sand fleas, but them (expletive) scorpions give a jolt like a cattle prod. Hurts like a bastard. The antidote tastes like transmission fluid but God bless the Marine Corps for the five vials of it in my pack.
The one truth the Taliban cannot escape is that, believe it or not, they are human beings, which means they have to eat food and drink water. That requires couriers and that's where an old bounty hunter like me comes in handy. I track the couriers, locate the tunnel entrances and storage facilities, type the info into the handheld, shoot the coordinates up to the satellite link that tells the air commanders where to drop the hardware, we bash some heads for a while, then I track and record the new movement. It's all about intelligence.
We haven't even brought in the snipers yet. These scurrying rats have no idea what they're in for. We are but days away from cutting off supply lines and allowing the eradication to begin. I dream of bin Laden waking up to find me standing over him with my boot on his throat as I spit a bloody ear into his face and plunge my nickel plated Bowie knife through his frontal lobe.
But you know me. I'm a romantic.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: This country (Afghanistan) blows, man. It's not even a country. There are no roads, there's no infrastructure, there's no government. This is an inhospitable, rockpit (expletive) ruled by eleventh century warring tribes. There are no jobs here like we know jobs.
Afghanistan offers two ways for a man to support his family: join the opium trade or join the army. That's it. Those are your options. Oh, I forgot, you can also live in a refugee camp and eat plum-sweetened, crushed beetle paste and squirt mud like a goose with stomach flu if that's your idea of a party. But the smell alone of those "tent cities of the walking dead" is enough to hurl you into the poppy fields to cheerfully scrape bulbs for eighteen hours a day.
And let me tell you something else. I've been living with these Tajiks, Uzbeks and Turkmen and even a couple of Pushtins for over a month and a half now and this much I can say for sure: These guys, all of em, are Huns. Actual, living Huns. They LIVE to fight. Its what they do. Its ALL they do. They have no respect for anything, not for their families or for each other or for themselves. They claw at one another as a way of life. They play polo with dead calves and force their five-year-old sons into human cockfights to defend the family honor. Huns, roaming packs of savage, heartless beasts who feed on each other's barbarism. (Expletive) cavemen with AK 47's.
Then again, maybe I'm just cranky. I'm freezing my (expletive) ass off on this stupid (expletive) hill because my lap warmer is running out of juice and I can't recharge it until the sun comes up in a few hours.
Oh yeah! You like to write letters, right? Do me a favor, Bizarre. Write a letter to CNN and tell Judy and Paula and that awful, sneering, pompous Aaron Brown to stop calling the Taliban "smart." They are not smart. I suggest CNN invest in a dictionary because the word they are looking for is "cunning." The Taliban are cunning, like jackals and hyenas and wolverines. They are sneaky and ruthless and, when confronted, cowardly. They are hateful, malevolent parasites who create nothing and destroy everything else. Smart. Pfft.
Yeah, they're real smart. They've spent their entire lives reading only one book (and not a very good one, as books go) and consider hygiene and indoor plumbing to be products of the devil. They're still figuring out how to work a Bic lighter. Talking to a Taliban warrior about improving his quality of life is like trying to teach an ape how to hold a pen; eventually he just gets frustrated and sticks you in the eye with it.
OK, enough. Snuffle will be up soon so I have to get back to my hole. Covering my tracks in the snow takes a lot of practice but I'm getting good at it. Please tell my fellow Americans to turn off their TV sets and move on with their lives. The story line you are getting from CNN is utter (expletive) and designed not to deliver truth but rather to keep you glued to the screen through the commercials. We've got this one under control. The worst thing you guys can do right now is sit around analyzing what we're doing over here because you have no idea what we're doing and, really, you don't want to know. We are your military and we are doing what you sent us here to do.
You wanna help? Buy some (expletive) stocks, America.
Saucy Jack
Thanks for all the reminders of our Pearl Harbor patriots...God bless them all.
Peggy Noonan has a fabulous idea this morning (LINK). A historian, she says we need a huge national undertaking to gather everyone's memories of the 9/11 attacks and the subsequent war. She's onto something, you know.
By way of example, just look what we've done here at the canteen out of a desire to support the war effort. Just think of all the things written, posted, and shared on FR in the days and weeks after 9/11. Like Tourist Guy, this generation's Kilroy! And the pictures of all the memorials around the world.
What a project this could turn in to. It's exciting...thinking several centuries from now some historian might find himself reading about our canteen. We should begin printing out every thread...if we parceled days out among the regulars, it wouldn't take that long. Then we'd have to gather them in one place.
I wrote Ms. Noonan and told her about us. I think this is just the sort of thing she had in mind.
I won't be around today...keep the home fires burning!
...& a cup of French Roast would be nice, thank you.
Click on the picture to read the Medal of Honor Tribute.
Nix, I hope you don't mind that I posted this.
Remember Pearl Harbor
Remember the Towers, the Pentagon and Pennsylvania
God Bless America and our President and Military
LET'S ROLL!
Outstanding post, Norb!!!
Is algore in the Canteen?
Here's some Denny's chow to supplement the burnt toast - Grannie, Heal quickly please.
We were attacked. Dad enlisted. Went to Guam. We won. I'm here.
I'm sure I'm not the only one that owes my life to him.
Thanks, dad. I will never forget, but I still haven't figured out how the 'lie' can ever be defeated without God in every head, and Christ in every heart.
"Freedom has a price, remember those who paid with their lives."
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