A Little Something For Us Women

AP Photo/Jim Hollander, POOL ^ | Thursday, Nov. 29, 2001 | AP Photo/Jim Hollander, POOL

[d4now]

EDS NOTE: PICTURE MAY HAVE BEEN REVIEWED AS IT WAS SENT VIA MILITARY COMMUNICATIONS--U.S. Marines of the 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit put on their gear in their barracks early Thursday, Nov. 29, 2001, at the U.S. Marines forward base in southern Afghanistan. The base is within striking distance of the Taliban stronghold of Kandahar. (AP Photo/Jim Hollander, POOL)

[2Trievers]

Sorry mother ... can I have a popsicle now?

[wimpycat]

I bet you just want to cuddle, don't you. There, there, don't let those ladies bother you. They're just after one thing, the brutes. They don't know how sensitive Marines' feelings really are, deep down inside. They don't know cheap it makes Marines feel to be seen as mere sexual playthings.

Say, why don't you just sit here right next to me and tell me all about it? Whew, I'm tired! {stretch arms out and (((((YAAAWWWWWWN))))) arm flings over shoulder} Just put your sweet, pretty little head on my shoulder and tell me all about it.

[2Trievers]

If I hear any zippers being pulled ... I'm hitting the abuse button! &;-)

[wimpycat]

Did you mention you wanted a popsicle? How about these patriotic red, white and blue ones?

[wimpycat]

Don't worry, you haven't lost your mind. The standard line is, "I just want to be respected for my mind, not my body." You gave yourself away as inexperienced in this area.

[2Trievers]

Thanks, but ... but ... but ... I thought WTGP was my mommie? She rescued me once before with the lure of a popsicle .. are you my mommie too?

Cool, 2T has two mommies! She always wants to be in step with the times!

[wimpycat]

OK, how about a banana instead?

[wimpycat]

Oh hush! Don't tell me you've never done the the old "yawn and arm stretch" trick before. A sheltered Marine, indeed.

[2Trievers]

Wait! I've think I've seen zippers on bananas before. Sure, I'll have one! Thanks mom, you're the best! &;-)

[wimpycat]

BTW, were you ever stationed at Camp Lejeune, and if so, when?

[Don Myers]

"I don't know what photo you were looking at, but their hands are very clearly up near or above their waists."

In your dreams.....

[wimpycat]

Oh. I grew up at Camp Lejeune. I was gonna say, surrounded by all these panting, drooling, catcalling ladies here, I bet you feel like a virgin at a prison rodeo, or better yet, an attractive teenage girl sitting in a movie theater watching a war movie with a bunch of Marines on a payday weekend.

[2Trievers]

Warning to wimpycat! Warning to wimpycat!

El Toro is NOT the name of a flight school training base. I already checked. It was IB's "handle" when he was flying ... don't cha' know! Watch out for this guy! El Toro indeed! **wink**

[wimpycat]

You've obviously never seen a bunch of ladies at a male strip show, though. It's a lot different than men watching a female strip show. Men at a strip club look like lions stalking a gazelle. Women at a strip club look like....well...just like this! We're much more vocal, dontcha know!

[wimpycat]

But I thought that's where Tom Cruise went to train in "Top Gun"!