I bet you just want to cuddle, don't you. There, there, don't let those ladies bother you. They're just after one thing, the brutes. They don't know how sensitive Marines' feelings really are, deep down inside. They don't know cheap it makes Marines feel to be seen as mere sexual playthings.
Say, why don't you just sit here right next to me and tell me all about it? Whew, I'm tired! {stretch arms out and (((((YAAAWWWWWWN))))) arm flings over shoulder} Just put your sweet, pretty little head on my shoulder and tell me all about it.
If I hear any zippers being pulled ... I'm hitting the abuse button! &;-)