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Vanity: Worst Baby Names
11/26/01
Posted on 11/26/2001 9:13:15 AM PST by Phantom Lord
Alright, this is a total vanity. I didn't post it under "Breaking News" so relax.
My mother and aunts have been pestering my wife and I about when we are going to have children. Lately, we have taken to coming up with the worst possible names for babies and telling them we are considering names first. Well, they get real upset with some of them and even get angry with us for even considering them.
My mother in law is coming down for Christmas and it is inevitable that when she, my mother, and my aunts get together they will gang up on us about having kids. So, what I need from my fellow FReepers is a good list of really bad baby names to suggest to them as names we are considering. You help and creativity is greatly appreciated.
Oh, the last name is Terwilliger if that helps at all.
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To: gumbo
Dingle Norwood
To: OWK
Willamena reminded me of my Cousins grandmothers name... Fillamena!
To: NewHampshireDuo
MONICA
Seriously, I would love to see a chart on how THAT one has fallen out of favor in the past few years. LOL
To: Phantom Lord
Lucifer, Legion, Baal, Moloch, Hillary, Blythe, Chuck, packrat02, -03, -04
To: irgbar-man
Atilla is a standard Hungarian name. He's a hero over there. "Atilla Terwilliger" -- I like it! How about "William" for a middle name?
To: Phantom Lord
I can't believe no one has advised you against popular names such as Who, He, What, Idontknow, Tomorrow and Idontgiveadarn.
To: dighton
Exception:
My uncle, Jerry Wayne ______.
He's an engineer for DuPont.
Never been in jail.
To: andrew
"...the excessive use of 'Madison' (pretentious?) of late..."
Madison for girls, yet. At least, I am familiar with this name used for girls.
To: MotleyGirl70; Phantom Lord
Dingle NorwoodMotleyGirl70 gets my vote, PL. BTW, what's the prize?
To: Phantom Lord
Doing family geneology I found some beauts!
Olyampe, Balthasard and Pelagie. Some awful modern ones
that would be even worse with your last name would be: Titania, Wilhemina, Tito ,Rochester or Humphrey. Then there's the one that would horrify them, I think- DARTH!
Grandmas will either stop nagging, or start thinking of 'cutesy' nicknames.
To: wimpycat
maybe they are related....or from the same family
Clymidia and Placenta
To: Constitution Day
>>My uncle, Jerry Wayne ______.<<
...Gacy? :-)
To: Martin Tell
It is a custom of Ashkenaz Jews not to name a baby for someone still alive but Sefardic Jews do not have this custom and it is not uncommon to find, among Sefardim, father and son with the same name.
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11/26/2001 9:48:14 AM PST
by
DonQ
To: Skip Ripley
I encountered a pair of twins that rode the bus to the Vacation Bible School at our church every year. Identical twin girls named Chocolata and Vanilla.
MKM
To: Phantom Lord
Bartholemew Ogelthorpe:
Will have to grow up tough with a name like "Bartholemew."
Can't go by his middle name (Oglethorpe? Ogie?) or he'll have to grow up tough.
Can't go by his initials (B.O.) or he'll have to grow up tough.
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posted on
11/26/2001 9:48:50 AM PST
by
Junior
To: Phantom Lord
Instead of saying it write it down "Asswipe Terwilliger" (pronounced ahs-wee-pay).
To: Phantom Lord
Tequilla.....I am NOT kidding.
To: Skip Ripley
The Jello names are an overused urban legend. I've been hearing it for decades.
To: wimpycat
James Earl Jones
James Earl Carter
They're not in prison (yet)...
AB
To: Phantom Lord
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