Chelsea's Big Adventure (Chelsea Clinton 9-11 Story)

Laissez Faire City Times ^ | November 26, 2001 | Chelsea Clinton (Typing by P.J. Gladnick)

[MistyCA]

Ok....I will buy another copy of Barbara Olson's book instead ;^)

[PJ-Comix]

FYI

[bannie]

lest we forget...

[truthkeeper]

Ooh...you sir, are no gentleman. (But I loved it anyway.)
BTTT

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx. BTW, you should also read the Chelsea Talk Magazine version for laughs as well. It is available in most supermarkets and you should be able to read it before you get to the cashier if you are on a long line.

[The Westerner]

"Before September 11 I wouldn't have believed I had many innocences left."

If my child graduated from the top college in the nation and wrote like this, I'd get my money back.

[woollyone]

a hearty giggle-snort bump!

Great work PJ!
...and nice seeing you at the show. Hope you had a weekend of profitable sales. Keep me up to speed on the Sprint thingy. I'm interested to hear how it unfolds for you.

baa

[PJ-Comix]

Morning BUMP!

[PJ-Comix]

PJ, you're a BAAAAAAAAAD Boy! I just sent this article in as a submission to Talk Magazine. Of course I know they will never publish it. My purpose is to get their attention so they will pass the article around among Talk Magazine staffers for laughs. BTW, I think my submission e-mail letter might give you a few chuckles. Take a look:

Hi! I am submitting the attached article, "Chelsea's Big Adventure," for your consideration for publication in Talk Magazine. It is a parody of Chelsea Clinton's article about 9-11 in the current Talk Magazine issue.

If I were a less humble person I could engage in braggadocio and tell you that I have had thousands of humor articles published both online and offline (including in DOZENS of newspapers throughout the USA, Canada, and even Russia). However, since I am much too humble to engage in such blatant self-promotion, I will merely ask you to enter "P.J. Gladnick" into any of the online search engines and behold the genius that is me. Yes, you will see hundreds of articles written by Yours Truly PLUS over 500 pages of comix stories that I have written on my PJ's Comix (www.pjcomix.com) website.

Despite the fact that you will be overawed by my massive talent, I realistically know that the chances of Talk Magazine publishing a parody of one of their own articles is somewhere between nil and none. However, I hope you enjoy this parody (and don't forget to share it with friends).

On the outside chance that Talk Magazine falters in its judgement and actually published my parody, I am demanding payment of either $50,000 or a box of Black Jewell Premium Popping Popcorn (my favorite).

Thanx for taking the time to consider (and reject) my submission.---P.J.

[PJ-Comix]

Fellow Floridian BUMP!!!

[Xenalyte]

Sir, were I wearing a hat, I would take it off to you.

[RJayneJ]

Thanks for the heads up! };^D)

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

This is MY world now God!!!!................get used to it.

[PJ-Comix]

PJ, Chelsea's NYC 9/11 adventures could be the subject of your comix strips.

.....Or a TV comedy skit. Hee! Hee!

[PJ-Comix]

Some jerk on the UseNet claims that he notified the Secret Servie about this parody. Below is his message. What is the deal here? Does this mean that the Clintons are somehow sacrosanct and if we parody them then the lefties will call out the Secret Service on us? There was NOTHING in this PARODY that even remotely resembled a threat. If that jerk who claims to have contacted the Secret Service about this article actually did that then HE should be investigated for wasting the time of that agency. Here is what the jerk posted on the UseNet:

Sounds like the rantings of a stalker. The Secrect Service has been notified.

[mountaineer]

I think I will be forwarding this to the Oxford University student newspaper

Please do, the two Oxford student newspapers are really boring! www.oxfordstudent.com and www.cherwell.org.

[Jean S]

This is one of your best. I can't stop laughing!

[PJ-Comix]

This is one of your best. I can't stop laughing!

Thanx and the Talk Magazine version is quite funny too.

[afraidfortherepublic]

I think I will be forwarding this to the Oxford University student newspaper. Hee! Hee!

Oh,, you deveil....Do it!!!

Thanks for the link. Great story and closer to the truth than Talk Magazine's version, I'm sure.

[afraidfortherepublic]

ROTFLOL about your letter to Talk Magazine. It's even funnier than the Chelsea parody (only because Chelsea is such a pathetic creature that it's hardly fair to make fun of her.) However, the media elite at Talk are FAIR GAME!

Now I've got to get hold of myself before others in the office notice that the vice president [wife of the president] is about to have a cow in her office trying to keep from laughing out loud, LOUDLY. This is supposed to be a serious business.)

Popcorn! That's just perfect.