Study: Brunettes Do Have More Fun

M-Europe | November 23rd, 2001

[StoneColdGOP]

A German scientist claims the old adage about blondes having more fun is no longer true. Professor Hans Juergens says his research proves brunettes now have more fun. He believes men want to marry blondes like Claudia Schiffer but have affairs with brunettes like Catherine Zeta Jones. Professor Juergens says men associate blondes with marriage and washing powder but brunettes with sex.

To test his theory the professor from Kiel put two ads in a newspaper pretending to be a 26-year-old woman looking for marriage. In one he made her blonde, in the other a brunette. "The men wanted to bed the dark-haired women, but were thinking of sharing their lives or building a house with the blonde," he said.

Professor Juergens says advertisers have already cottoned on to changing attitudes about hair color. "Almost everything that is associated with washing and cleaning materials is advertised with a blonde," he said. Dark-haired women, said the professor, are usually used to sell chocolate, alcoholic drinks and sexy underwear.

[SusanUSA]

Thanks for the heads up!

[shaggy eel]

,,, sexual terrorism at work here. Kiwigal, thought you may wish to defend your honour.

[Kiwigal]

Oh, this hair colour thing is a load of bollocks. I dyed my hair brown once and I still had fun! I saw this article some time ago on another site and since then have ben looking at ads to see if it is true. I saw an ad for underwear the other night that featured a blonde woman - so there!

[jjbrouwer]

Oh, this hair colour thing is a load of bollocks. I dyed my hair brown once and I still had fun! I saw this article some time ago on another site and since then have ben looking at ads to see if it is true. I saw an ad for underwear the other night that featured a blonde woman - so there!

I think I saw the same ad. Alas, I was too preoccupied with what was wearing the underwear to notice what the underwear was.

[Betteboop]

Hey, where did you get that recent picture of me???

[Kiwigal]

Ahem. It was an ad for guys' underwear. The blonde was the girlfriend waiting in bed for him as he walked across the room. But, whatever takes your fancy, JJ!

[jjbrouwer]

Princess: You see the effect you have on me - I am talking nonsense! Anyway, I have to take a nap. Will be online later.

[Kiwigal]

Yes, apparently I'm having trouble with that particular effect! You're not the first one to start talking nonsense ... LOL!!

[NC_Libertarian]

I *LOVE* BMWs.

[austinTparty]

Well, although *I'm* blonde, I prefer brunette (men)... nothing like a... hmm... flamenco dancer (must be the great shape they have to be in... passionate music... agility... *fans self*... I'll stop there! *grins*):

[rintense]

Hey now, we brunettes DO have a lot of fun. But I will admit, I know a few smart blondes... ;)

[jjbrouwer]

There were some nice pics of Monroe earlier, though I don't think swallowing a jar of sleeping pills is many people's idea of 'having more fun'!

For the brunette fans among us however, here is a pic of Brit babe Kelly Brook.

More pics of the Kellmeister can be found here

...but if you prefer blondes like Anna Kournikova click here

[ppaul]

Brunettes, huh?

Then you're gonna love THIS.

[ppaul]

See #153 above.

[jjbrouwer]

Very good!

[The Raven]

Thread ending picture

[KLT]

Well, although *I'm* blonde, I prefer brunette (men)... nothing like a... hmm... flamenco dancer (must be the great shape they have to be in... passionate music... agility... *fans self*... I'll stop there! *grins*):

Oooooo, austinTparty, bring some up here to NY....Then with 2 hot Freeper women around, one blonde and one brunette we can do real research...LOL

Gotta go take a cold shower, it's getting hot in here...

[KLT]

Very nice...if I wasn't such a chicken I'd post my own picture on this thread, clothed of course!

[Orual]

To test his theory the professor from Kiel put two ads in a newspaper

Hans engaging in his rigorous research techniques.

[CholeraJoe]

I guess I'd love to marry Laurie Dhue from Fox News and have an affair with Patti Ann Browne! ;-)

Excellent choices.