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How would you answer the IRKSOME Q: "So when are you getting married??"
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| 21 Nov 2001
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Posted on 11/21/2001 8:23:48 AM PST by k2blader
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:23:48 AM PST
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k2blader
To: k2blader
That depends. Are you a guy or a chick?
To: k2blader
This is my stock response that makes the jaws hit the floor: "I don't live in either Vermont or Hawaii".
To: k2blader
How about this:
I just haven't found the right species yet.
To: k2blader
My stock answer to all such personal questions that I find slightly intrusive: "Why do you want to know?"
To: k2blader
when i find someone I love and want to make the commitment? Is it harder than that? Or maybe, nunya bidniss ...
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:29:31 AM PST
by
Slush
To: Rodney King
*L* Oh, it matters?? Chick here. :)
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:29:49 AM PST
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k2blader
To: k2blader
Well, if they're asking because I am living with a woman I've not married, I'd say, "Oh, marriage is for people with morals! I just want sex on-tap without binding commitment and responsibilities!"
If they're asking because I am living with a woman I've not married and we have children, I'd say, "Oh, marriage is for men! I'm just a little boy who's passed puberty, and I've found a woman stupider than I!"
If it's neither of the above, and they're just being nosey, and it bothers me, I might say, "No less than a year after the last time someone asks me that."
If it fits, it's yours.
Dan
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:29:50 AM PST
by
BibChr
To: k2blader
Just say "you are too young to die." I still use it...
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:30:11 AM PST
by
Sungirl
To: Senator Pardek
This is my stock response that makes the jaws hit the floor: "I don't live in either Vermont or Hawaii".
This would be a great one!
...But I *do* live in Hawaii! *LOL*
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:31:18 AM PST
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k2blader
To: k2blader
"To whom?" might be a good response.
To: k2blader
My wife keeps asking me the same thing.
/john
To: k2blader
Oh, I'd just tell them that they don't allow you carry firearms in Ireland....so I'm waiting for the laws to change, and my dad to get a shotgun! *L*
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:33:18 AM PST
by
Happygal
To: k2blader
"So when are you getting married???"
I answer, "Some time after hell freezes over." But then again I am divorced. ;)
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:33:25 AM PST
by
MadIvan
To: k2blader
I would never marry before my mom does.
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:33:36 AM PST
by
scouse
To: Rodney King
Are you a guy or a chick? A very horrifying picture of the "Kids In The Hall's" Chicken Lady's parent just came to mind.
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:33:46 AM PST
by
Silly
To: k2blader
just answer it this way:
So it must be true...misery does indeed love company.
To: k2blader
So...when
are you getting married?
*ducking and running*
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:34:58 AM PST
by
Syncro
To: k2blader
Oops, sorry...thought this was a Star Trek thread!
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posted on
11/21/2001 8:36:28 AM PST
by
RayBob
To: k2blader
I answer it with a question "how old is your daughter?" Seems to work every time...
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