[k2blader]

This is my stock response that makes the jaws hit the floor: "I don't live in either Vermont or Hawaii".

This would be a great one!

...But I *do* live in Hawaii! *LOL*

[Syncro]

So...when are you getting married?

*ducking and running*

[Khepera]

I know I'm stupid but what does Vermont and Hawaii have to do with it?

I think a good response would be. (and you can quote me on this) "I don't know"