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BEST COFFEE MADE FROM MONKEY POO; CRAPPUCCINO
Drudge Report ^ | 11/21/01 | DAILY STAR

Posted on 11/21/2001 8:14:19 AM PST by jrherreid

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Insert appropriate monkey jokes here.
1 posted on 11/21/2001 8:14:19 AM PST by jrherreid
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To: dighton; Orual; sirgawain; Darth Sidious; Lazamataz; one_particular_harbour; Texaggie79

Ping

2 posted on 11/21/2001 8:16:41 AM PST by jrherreid
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To: jrherreid
It smells musty, but it roasts up real nice."

Rump roast.
3 posted on 11/21/2001 8:17:45 AM PST by eastsider
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To: jrherreid
Dude... There's corn specks in mine... That's not cool...
4 posted on 11/21/2001 8:19:56 AM PST by maxwell
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To: jrherreid
Palm Toddy is a cat not a monkey. No sh*&.


5 posted on 11/21/2001 8:21:26 AM PST by Diogenesis
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To: jrherreid
The Toddy Cat is not a monkey at all!

It's a Civet.

One of those funny little cat-looking things with the long necks and kinda stripes and spots.

It could not be farther from a monkey!

Sugar, Cream or litter box?

6 posted on 11/21/2001 8:21:47 AM PST by Cogadh na Sith
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To: jrherreid
Monkey see, monkey doo-doo.

Best I could come up with on short notice.

7 posted on 11/21/2001 8:22:21 AM PST by TrappedInLiberalHell
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To: jrherreid; dighton
The Palm Toddy Cat Monkey:

Good to the last dropping. (Wish I had thought of that.)

8 posted on 11/21/2001 8:22:48 AM PST by Orual
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To: Diogenesis
Drudge misinformed me! I'll sue!

Or maybe the coffee is made from Blumenthal's opinions.

9 posted on 11/21/2001 8:22:53 AM PST by jrherreid
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To: Diogenesis
Civet squeezin's bump
10 posted on 11/21/2001 8:22:58 AM PST by Cogadh na Sith
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To: chookter
Man, I was hoping it was a monkey. Monkeys and apes are comic gold! Cats, not so much.
11 posted on 11/21/2001 8:23:54 AM PST by Skywalk
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To: jrherreid
Our coffee club at work should charge more. The coffee has tasted like crap for years.
12 posted on 11/21/2001 8:24:17 AM PST by Harrison Bergeron
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Slow News week....sigh....
13 posted on 11/21/2001 8:24:37 AM PST by Loopy
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To: jrherreid
This is a disturbing trend. Will Starbucks start offering this kind of rather expensive "crappacino"? Wait... an image came to mind... I will get back to you all, should be funny. Look for it later...
14 posted on 11/21/2001 8:26:07 AM PST by Richard Axtell
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To: Harrison Bergeron
"I'll take two regulars, no sugar and a little dung, please."
15 posted on 11/21/2001 8:26:25 AM PST by ZeitgeistSurfer
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To: jrherreid
"Mocha Butte"
16 posted on 11/21/2001 8:26:47 AM PST by Wolfie
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To: Wolfie
Britany Spears Mountain Blend: Consider the possibilities
17 posted on 11/21/2001 8:27:59 AM PST by ZeitgeistSurfer
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To: Skywalk
Monkeys and apes are comic gold!

Cat sh*t is kinda funny, but not as funny as monkey poo.

19 posted on 11/21/2001 8:29:03 AM PST by Cogadh na Sith
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To: Revolting cat!
Here kitty kitty...
20 posted on 11/21/2001 8:30:07 AM PST by Cogadh na Sith
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