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BEST COFFEE MADE FROM MONKEY POO; CRAPPUCCINO
Drudge Report ^ | 11/21/01 | DAILY STAR

Posted on 11/21/2001 8:14:19 AM PST by jrherreid

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To: jrherreid
The American version of this fantastic cup of joe will be called "DINGLE-NORWOOD." Drink up, Al!
81 posted on 11/21/2001 4:41:14 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Dust in the Wind
Thank you very much and to you and your family as well!
82 posted on 11/21/2001 4:43:38 PM PST by cardinal4
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To: Non-Sequitur
...possessed the first person ...saw some animal sh*t ...brew them

First thought is a great joke played upon whatever colonial power was first, then they played the joke on the next, and so on.

Second thought was that your first person missed out on a h&ll of an opportunity to make some bucks on a somewhat repulsive fad.

83 posted on 11/21/2001 7:10:45 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: Non-Sequitur
Third belated thought: Some poor smuck has to come up with some beans, spills them (pun intended as well), and ends up with "Abbie Normal" brains, I mean beans.
84 posted on 11/21/2001 7:15:09 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: scalia_#1
No kidding! This thing lives off alcohol and coffee? That sounds familiar!....

Sounds like a college student!

This story finally proves what I have said for years, "Coffee tastes like crap"

85 posted on 11/21/2001 7:33:42 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: jrherreid
Well, I always thought coffee tasted like, well, something that rhymes with 'spit'. This just proves my opinion - if the best tasting coffee passes through the intestines of a monkey, what does that say of the ones that aren't that good?
86 posted on 11/21/2001 8:39:30 PM PST by good_ash
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EEEEEUUUUUUU! I don't care how it tastes! It's still monkey dung! YUCK!!
87 posted on 11/21/2001 8:52:19 PM PST by Sister_T
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To: jrherreid

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "This coffee tastes like crap!!!"


88 posted on 03/06/2006 6:16:19 PM PST by HP8753 (My cat said he always knew Mark Dayton was a flake)
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To: Darksheare; snippy_about_it; SAMWolf

And NOW we know darksheare's secret ingredient.


89 posted on 03/06/2006 6:18:25 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Ground Zero - microscopic and colossal at the same time.)
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lol. Are you just now finding this out about Darksheare's coffee. We suspected it all along!


90 posted on 03/06/2006 6:32:47 PM PST by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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91 posted on 03/06/2006 6:40:46 PM PST by TheLion
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To: Xenalyte
Hi, I'm Yule Gibbons, and monkey crap makes excellent coffee. Many parts are brewable.

Or the punch line to the joke comes to mind..."Now you're getting smart..."

92 posted on 03/06/2006 6:44:29 PM PST by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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To: jrherreid
Man 92 posts and not ONE picture of The Great Cornholio...



93 posted on 03/06/2006 6:46:11 PM PST by MikefromOhio (22,952+ replies - wow I'm talkative.....)
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