BEST COFFEE MADE FROM MONKEY POO; CRAPPUCCINO

Drudge Report ^ | 11/21/01 | DAILY STAR

[F.J. Mitchell]

This brew really compliments a breakfast of cow patties and horse bisquits, no sh*t.

[Cogadh na Sith]

saw some animal sh*t and then decided to dig out the coffee beans, roast them, and then brew them. What ever were they thinking?

If there was no other means of getting coffee in the morning, I would not hesitate to do this.

[Treebeard]

Considering the rarity, and what a coffee "coup" it must be to obtain it, could it accurately be called a:

Cat Ass Trophy?

[F.J. Mitchell]

# 38: It was probably just some dip sh*t.

[Richard Axtell]

The article says that this is the most expensive coffee sold, but I have found some (samples at least) for free, I think... check it out.
Free Monkey Coffee
From Kenya, my favorite!

[Xenalyte]

Homer:Well, it couldn't hurt...unless the monkeys started hurting people...which they almost certainly would.

Do you have any idea just how many times the Simpsons have mined the comedic monkey vein? I could go on for DAYS.

wonderful monkey page

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Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?

Mrs. Krabappel: I'm sorry - that would be playing God.

Bart: God, schmod. I want my monkey man!

[IRBlondie]

Now go drink that doodoo that you do so well.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headline today:

Brit Johnnys Ordure Cuppa Poopah in Thunder Mugs!

[Skywalk]

Xenalyte

I am forever in your debt. How can I repay you? A drink at the local tavern, perhaps? Unless you're a guy, then you'll buy your own damn beer.

[keepinitreal]

I'll have to start feeding my kids those berries, I'm sure people will never know the difference. "Here's you're 500lbs of monkey poo I promised I'd deliver Sir" Yummy

[Xenalyte]

I am forever in your debt. How can I repay you? A drink at the local tavern, perhaps? Unless you're a guy, then you'll buy your own damn beer.

Mmmm, Dundee's Honey Brown . . . I'm definitely not a guy. (proof if you'd like it)

(Caveat: the site seems to have exceeded its bandwidth for now.)

[mlo]

That is just sick.

[GnL]

made from berries that have passed through the digestive system of Indonesian monkeys.

dingle berries?

[Squantos]

Talk about help at harvest time :o)

[Skywalk]

You're a Dundee Honey Brown fan, too??!!

Actually that was the beverage for my first occasion of social drinking and intoxication. I was even two-handing those things at one point. Great memories and a great brew!

Can't see the pics, yet, but I'll be sure to check them out. I'm on the Freeper album, not that I'm really trying to make this an online romance thing Lol

[wwjdn]

No accounting for some folks tastes....lol

[Xenalyte]

I LOVE Honey Brown. It's just sweet enough to avoid being "beery," but not too sweet or rich. I can't remember why I bought that first sixer - probably looking for a change from Bud Light - but I'm eternally grateful to whoever set me hip to it.

[Skywalk]

Wow you went and got a picture of it...mmmmm, sweet honey.....beer. Beer with honey.....(drooling Homer sound)

I haven't had it in awhile but with this friendly reminder I doth thinkest that I shouldeth.

[Xenalyte]

I haven't had it in awhile but with this friendly reminder I doth thinkest that I shouldeth.

If thou dost thirst, my son, take and drink of the Honey Brown, and thou shalt be quenched. Yea, verily!

And Saint Dundee raised the bottle up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy bottle, that with it Thou mayst quench the thirst of thy followers and conk the heads of Thine enemies, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and . . .

Besides, it's noon somewhere! :)

[Revolting cat!]

Well, now you'll know what to say when your children ask you: But daddy, why is coffee brown?