BREAKING -- LEADER OF AL-QAEDA IS DEAD

CBS News

[dwbh]

My wife just saw a breaking news announcement on CBS that the leader of Al-Qaeda has been confirmed dead! Anyone out there have more details?

[Straight Vermonter]

I got the info from infoplease.

[Ditter]

Cards will be cheaper. Have you sent flowers lately?

[SpottedBeaver]

How do you know it's a Witch?

[12B]

Maybe someone with some graphics skills can help me out with this guy.

[cake_crumb]

"Heh-heh. I loved Lost in Space when I was a child!"

LOL...me too.

[glock rocks]

#9: We should send a card to his widows.
#14: Why not flowers?

how about some daisy cutters.

[hchutch]

Not bad. I wonder who gets the credit for this one.

I hope that Osama remembers that when we got a chance, we went after Yamamoto, and Thomas Lanphier didn't blow his chance.

[VA Voter]

Flowers are nice, but I'm going to pray for his soul.

Here's hoping you have a lot more praying to do. Don't forget, every live terrorist is a threat to freedom.

[N. Theknow]

It wasn't bin Laden...all she knew was that his name had a "Mohammed" in it (really narrows it down, eh? =). Perhaps it was Mullah Omar?

Why are so many boxers named Mohammed?

Is it Arabic for Rocky?

[jammer]

It would have to be picture condolence card--they couldn't read it.

[Waco]

Oink oink oink oink oink oink

[mombonn]

Cards will be cheaper. Have you sent flowers lately?

Have you bought cards lately?

[princess leah]

Yep, see what happens when you get too much inbreeding going on? Just like in ARkansas!

[MadEagle]

Good riddance. We'll get every one of the others, too. You can take that to the bank.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Why not flowers?

It's against Islamic law to send flowers. The Islamic Dear Abby www.islam-qa.com says so.

[smith288]

The soul is lost. Once they face God, your prayers do little. Pray for the fools that are still alive.

[VadeRetro]

Did he say anything about where bin Laden or Al Zawahiri is before he was killed died?

[Pokey78]

Top Terrorist Reported Killed

(CBS) A top operator in the al-Qaida network, Muhammad Atef, has been killed, reports CBS News Correspondent David Martin, citing an intelligence report. If the death can be verified, it would signify a major breakthrough against the terror network. Atef is believed to have trained the Sept. 11 hijackers who killed thousands in New York, Washington DC, and Pennsylvania.

http://www.cbsnews.com/now/story/0,1597,310701-412,00.shtml

[Eyes Now Opened]

But a card with a little surprise inside might be fun. Oh, the possibilities are limitless!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

MUHAMMAD ATEF

 

Aliases:

Abu Hafs, Abu Hafs El-Masry El-Khabir, Taysir, Sheikh Taysir Abdullah, Abu Khadijah

 

DESCRIPTION

 

Date of Birth Used:	Unknown	Hair:	Dark brown/black
Place of Birth:	Egypt	Eyes:	Dark
Height:	6'4" to 6'6"	Sex:	Male
Weight:	Unknown	Complexion:	Olive
Build:	Thin	Citizenship:	Egyptian
Language:	Arabic
Scars and Marks:	None known
Remarks:	Atef is alleged to be Usama Bin Laden's second in command of the terrorist organization, Al-Qaeda.