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I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)
ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

Posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:51 PM PST by Neets

I want to build my own MAN. What's the best....and where are the best sites or places to get things???? I want the best of everything in HIM.....


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To: OneidaM
here you go........ link to buildin your man
81 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:00 PM PST by classygreeneyedblonde
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To: OneidaM
I want to build my own MAN what's the best????

"No Current Freeper By That Description"

**ducking and running!**

83 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:02 PM PST by Mercuria
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To: OneidaM
A Letter To Tech Support

Subject: Help I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Help: I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

--Desperate

Dear Desperate, Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3

84 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:02 PM PST by uglybiker
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To: OneidaM
Well, if we can analogize to building a computer, you have to decide what components you want. How big a hard drive, how much RAM, software that doesn't crash...you know. Might compare notes with ClassyGreenEyedBlonde.
85 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:06 PM PST by LJLucido
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To: innocentbystander
That's the point! REAL men are genetically incapable of haiku, sexual or otherwise!!!
86 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:06 PM PST by Bitwhacker
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To: Argh
reminding myself to check profiles before repling to certain types of posts!!!
87 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:06 PM PST by is_is
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To: kayak; Dog
Plus he runs too many errands..and always runs out of shampoo, AND remember the WALLS????
88 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:06 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
link to buildin your man
89 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:06 PM PST by classygreeneyedblonde
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To: Bitwhacker; OneidaM
Gold
Bond
Powder

coupons on the fridge ...And those strung, wooden, bally cushion things on the driver's side of his Gremlin ...

All signs of a whole lot going nowhere ...

Then there are the those pesky fly-fishing lures under glass and proudly displayed in his TV room ... the time it took him to paint those pretty forest scenes on each lovingly preserved lure!!!

90 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by illstillbe
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To: bcoffey
Find one who will let you "be" who you are.

Believe me, that doesn't work. She'll most likely also demand that you be who she wants you to be.

Experience.

91 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by jackbill
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To: StoneColdGOP
Re #69--I had a feeling, from your screen name & your posts, that you're a taurus--I've got LOTS of Taurus friends & family. :)
from a Libra.
p.s., please everyone, don't flame me because I brought up astrology. It's just fun.
92 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by proud American in Canada
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To: OneidaM
YOu can use me as your prototype :)
93 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Mr. K
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To: OWK; OneidaM
The perfect man is gay.

I'm not perfect and I ain't afraid to admit it!

94 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by uglybiker
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To: TomServo
How could I have left that out.........you're exactly right!
95 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Howlin
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To: StoneColdGOP
Did you wait to get that post number?
96 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: OWK
#74 .... SMKLOL!

Good one ... ...LOL!!!

97 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by illstillbe
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To: illstillbe
Not a Gremlin; a Pacer!
98 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Bitwhacker
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To: Dog
She's gonna have to fight half the women on FR to get you, tools and all!
100 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Howlin
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