Posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:51 PM PST by Neets
I want to build my own MAN. What's the best....and where are the best sites or places to get things???? I want the best of everything in HIM.....
"No Current Freeper By That Description"
**ducking and running!**
Subject: Help I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
Help: I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
--Desperate
Dear Desperate, Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
coupons on the fridge ...And those strung, wooden, bally cushion things on the driver's side of his Gremlin ...
All signs of a whole lot going nowhere ...
Then there are the those pesky fly-fishing lures under glass and proudly displayed in his TV room ... the time it took him to paint those pretty forest scenes on each lovingly preserved lure!!!
Believe me, that doesn't work. She'll most likely also demand that you be who she wants you to be.
Experience.
I'm not perfect and I ain't afraid to admit it!
Good one ... ...LOL!!!
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