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I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)
ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

Posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:51 PM PST by Neets

I want to build my own MAN. What's the best....and where are the best sites or places to get things???? I want the best of everything in HIM.....


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To: Dog
She's lost her mind. We knew it was bound to happen one day.

/john

21 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by JRandomFreeper
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To: OneidaM
Find one who will let you "be" who you are. Everything else will flow naturally from that.
22 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by bcoffey
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To: OneidaM
Hmmm...you might check with Mary Shelly...oh, wait, I think she'd dead...but I think she took some notes.
23 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Mental Floss
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To: OneidaM
You can pick up Trent Lott's testicles. Just drop by Daschle's office -- they're in a jar on his desk.
24 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by toenail
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To: OneidaM
Sorry. I'm taken. ;^)
25 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: bcoffey
Hey toots!!!!! Thanks for stopping by.
26 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Neets
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To: Howlin; OneidaM
Look no further ....I am available.......and have my own power tools!
27 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Dog
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To: OneidaM
I'm not available.
28 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by AppyPappy
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To: OWK
You want to get yourself one of those OWK's.

LOL - they're pretty rare, aren't they?

29 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Jefferson Adams
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To: is_is
You can go wrong there- my sister got one of those (rare?)faulty Texans. She insisted the old phrase you'd see scribbled on the walls in the high school john was true: "Here I sit, my buns a flexin,' givin' birth to another Texan..."
30 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by piasa
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To: OneidaM; sirgawain; Victoria Delsoul; StoneColdGOP
First you get my mom and dad. Then you have them... (you know what)... 9 months before April 12th of 1979, and WHAMMO! You got one!!!
31 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: kd5cts; Dog
She's lost her mind. We knew it was bound to happen one day.

I warned you, but as usual you guys didn't listen!!!!

32 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Neets
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To: AppyPappy
LOL!
33 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Dog
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... piasa humbly stands aside to be mesquite-flamed...
34 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by piasa
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To: OneidaM
Me...me.

I've been trained since birth to obey the female voice.

Exept when you really don't mean it.

Get it...wink, wink.

35 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Rogmonster
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To: Jefferson Adams
LOL - they're pretty rare, aren't they?

No, you're thinking of Spotted Owks.

36 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by dirtboy
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To: OneidaM
Hardened Stainless Steel ... so he can endure the rigors of matrimony
37 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by clamper1797
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To: OneidaM
...get a dog.
*Man's* best friend.

...the man will follow.

38 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Landru
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To: OneidaM
Make sure he's not equipped with a floppy, and has a big hard drive. Do you want to be his motherboard? Do you want him to Plug'n'Play? He'll never have enough memory, that's for sure. Laptop or desktop? (Yours or his?) If you buy a brand name he'll come assembled, but if you build your own you'll have to screw him up yourself.
39 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Revolting cat!
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To: OneidaM
Don't ask me. Until recently, I was an expert in bad relationships...
40 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by dirtboy
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