I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)

ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

[Neets]

I want to build my own MAN. What's the best....and where are the best sites or places to get things???? I want the best of everything in HIM.....

[JRandomFreeper]

She's lost her mind. We knew it was bound to happen one day.

/john

[bcoffey]

Find one who will let you "be" who you are. Everything else will flow naturally from that.

[Mental Floss]

Hmmm...you might check with Mary Shelly...oh, wait, I think she'd dead...but I think she took some notes.

[toenail]

You can pick up Trent Lott's testicles. Just drop by Daschle's office -- they're in a jar on his desk.

[Lazamataz]

Sorry. I'm taken. ;^)

[Neets]

Hey toots!!!!! Thanks for stopping by.

[Dog]

Look no further ....I am available.......and have my own power tools!

[AppyPappy]

I'm not available.

[Jefferson Adams]

You want to get yourself one of those OWK's.

LOL - they're pretty rare, aren't they?

[piasa]

You can go wrong there- my sister got one of those (rare?)faulty Texans. She insisted the old phrase you'd see scribbled on the walls in the high school john was true: "Here I sit, my buns a flexin,' givin' birth to another Texan..."

[Texaggie79]

First you get my mom and dad. Then you have them... (you know what)... 9 months before April 12th of 1979, and WHAMMO! You got one!!!

[Neets]

She's lost her mind. We knew it was bound to happen one day.

I warned you, but as usual you guys didn't listen!!!!

[Dog]

LOL!

[piasa]

... piasa humbly stands aside to be mesquite-flamed...

[Rogmonster]

Me...me.

I've been trained since birth to obey the female voice.

Exept when you really don't mean it.

Get it...wink, wink.

[dirtboy]

LOL - they're pretty rare, aren't they?

No, you're thinking of Spotted Owks.

[clamper1797]

Hardened Stainless Steel ... so he can endure the rigors of matrimony

[Landru]

...get a dog.
*Man's* best friend.

...the man will follow.

[Revolting cat!]

Make sure he's not equipped with a floppy, and has a big hard drive. Do you want to be his motherboard? Do you want him to Plug'n'Play? He'll never have enough memory, that's for sure. Laptop or desktop? (Yours or his?) If you buy a brand name he'll come assembled, but if you build your own you'll have to screw him up yourself.

[dirtboy]

Don't ask me. Until recently, I was an expert in bad relationships...