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I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)
ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

Posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:51 PM PST by Neets

I want to build my own MAN. What's the best....and where are the best sites or places to get things???? I want the best of everything in HIM.....


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To: illstillbe
you need to catch them when they are young. HA!

Nothing to laugh at! Early training is definitely a plus if done correctly.

241 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:20 PM PST by DaughterofEve
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To: lawgirl
: )
242 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:20 PM PST by DaughterofEve
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To: Lazamataz
Since when? We'll miss your flirting!
243 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:21 PM PST by not-an-ostrich
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To: Revelation 911
Words don't matter :-P I have HTML proof. :-) Otherwise I can just say I lurked longer than you!
244 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:21 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: OneidaM
Brosnan Named 'Sexiest Man Alive'
245 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:36 PM PST by classygreeneyedblonde
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To: classygreeneyedblonde
As in Pierce?
246 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:38 PM PST by Neets
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To: classygreeneyedblonde; OneidaM
He's an active follower of the Hollywood left.

Then again, he'd be just what you're looking for. A big studly guy with no brain!

247 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:39 PM PST by uglybiker
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To: OneidaM
Here's a good place to start:


248 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:43 PM PST by MozartLover
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To: OneidaM
A dash of this wouldn't hurt either.......

He's thinking "as much as I love football, I'd give it up for OneidaM in a heartbeat......."

249 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:45 PM PST by MozartLover
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To: OneidaM
If you're going to build a man over 30 years of age, make sure you give him a couch, a remote control, and a beer so he can be happy.
250 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:49 PM PST by FITZ
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To: Texaggie79; sirgawain

Rocky Horror Picture Show
"I will make you a man."

Dr. Frank-N-Furter A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam, and with massage
And just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man

Oh, honey!

Chorus: But the wrong man

Dr. Frank-N-Furter He'll eat nutritious, high protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms, and legs
Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days

Chorus: I can make you a man

Dr. Frank-N-Furter He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living
I just don't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man


251 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:50 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
When in just seven days Oh, baby I can make you a man

Promise? :-D

252 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:50 PM PST by Sir Gawain
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To: sirgawain
Hehehe.
253 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:51 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Hmmmm, was that a yes? ;-)
254 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:51 PM PST by Sir Gawain
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To: OneidaM
Ask this guy.


255 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:59 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: OneidaM
I found the perfect one....
256 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:59 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Judging that dude on the left's briefs, I'm a porn star.
257 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:59 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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To: OneidaM
Well, they say size doesn't matter (but that's a big fat lie). For victory & freedom!!!
258 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:59 PM PST by Saundra Duffy
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To: Senator Pardek
Let me see the pic again.
259 posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:59 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: OneidaM
I know you mean this to be a parody of the "I want to build a computer..." stuff, but you have accidently hit upon the biggest difference between men and women; men want women to stay the way they found them and women see men as a starting point for their life's work; lots of luck, in any case.
260 posted on 11/16/2001 1:22:00 PM PST by Old Professer
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