Sex Finally Explained!

Fred Redd ^

[In veno, veritas]

I still don't understand. However, I have accepted the fact that I will never understand women.

[SunnyUsa]

"I have accepted the fact that I will never understand women."

You've passed the class....A+! ;)

[francisandbeans]

The solution here is for men to only date women who are at least twenty years younger than themselves

I think I would have bigger problems than committment if I started dating 9 year olds.

[lysol@whitehouse]

"The problem is that to men sex is a primal drive that doesn't have much emotional content. It's just sex. It's like when you have athlete's foot, you scratch it, but you don't have an emotional bond to it."

This is pretty ridiculous, and is a false stereotype. There is a LOT of emotional content for men. The greatest songwriters, poets, authors, and artists throughout the ages have consistently been MEN.

[Constitution Day]

"Ok, I may have found it first, but I know some of you have been lurking"

I actually stayed away from FR this weekend.
I had a family reunion - occasion was my grandma's 88th birthday.

I wish I could ping Mrs. Constitution Day to this thread.
Maybe I'll just e-mail it to her.
I'll give her something to be pissed off at me about on her day off.

[NeoCaveman]

Maybe I'll just e-mail it to her.
I'll give her something to be pissed off at me about on her day off.

Go for it.

[maxwell]

Awright, I'm still confused. This here's supposed to be an article about sex, and there's no mention whatsoever of dangling butt-a$$ nekked from ceiling fans.

[RikaStrom]

please note dubya's studiousness, teach.... always an eager scholar.

I do see that those extra lessons after class have been helping his studying technique.

[xsmommy]

fomenting marital discord, dubya? : )

[xsmommy]

maxwell has a true gift for mental imagery....

[NeoCaveman]

fomenting marital discord, dubya? : )

Why, whatever do you mean? (innocent voice)

[xsmommy]

maxwell has a true gift for mental imagery....

[beowolf]

Damn...I thought that someone was finally explain where those crumb-snatchers that call me 'daddy' come from. I, like Mulder, on X-Files, want to believe that the aliens are to blame!-)

[Constitution Day]

She didn't check the e-mail yet, so no marital discord to report.

In fact, she even brought my daughter to my office.

We all had lunch together.

[xsmommy]

good for you, CD, sounds like a fun day!

[maxwell]

Haha, you should see me in action, girly girl. Complete with cheese whiz. [salacious leer]

[Just another Joe]

Not really. Throw in a wicker basket with a hole in the bottom and sounds to me like he was in Thailand in the mid eighties.

[r9etb]

I want those long nights of cuddling, backrubs and stuff

Boy -- talk about yer shameless pickup lines!

[xsmommy]

yikes, i lead a sheltered life....!

[SusanUSA]

The woman's lack of the tennis instinct, or the man's possession of it

We lack tennis instinct?? He's GOT to be kidding!