maxwell has a true gift for mental imagery....
Not really. Throw in a wicker basket with a hole in the bottom and sounds to me like he was in Thailand in the mid eighties.
Ceiling fan sex depends on the length of the dangle of the ceiling fan, .... its speed, and whether you're in the New Zooland, or Oddstraulia, or South I'llfric'er.
There, the AC current flows backwards half the time, so the fan blows the other direction (except they drive on the wrong side of the fan anyway), and so their hole is on the other side of the blades.
This tends to make things very exciting as soon as the motor turns on.