Sex Finally Explained!

Fred Redd ^

[Clinton's a liar]

Bonaire? Oy, I simply must get out of my workaholic rut soon and join you in the islands!

Have a safe, healthy and happy Thanksgiving if I don't see ya again before, ofMagog!

God bless.

[michigander]

Please don't click on the photos.

No fair!!!!
Looks like a good phishing spot though!!!!!!

[ofMagog]

I told you to not click on the photos!

[Snow Bunny]

HI there my friend.......

((((((((((((((((( hugs )))))))))))))))))))))

It is always so nice to see you.

[Snow Bunny]

So it's like this.... I walked into the bar and told the nice man there that I had this wonderful group of friends you see and how we were all on this big boat, how we did exercises on the deck in our bikinis'( well we girls do anyway), and how we did our part for the spam industry and ate it for several days.

How I was almost kidnapped by Bouy Bob and how LadyX saved the day flagging down a vessel in the fog with one of her tops or er was that a sweater or a hat.I forget because Fred Mertz was overboard and we were all running around trying to find one of those cherioes thingies to throw to him and save his life.

How razorback-bert brought his fruitcake and gosh did anyone try it yet??? heh heh

How we have been in port out of port , drinking port , cooking with port and the travels have been wonderful and memoriable to say the least. I thrill and fun and quiet sunsets at the end of the day.

Sooooooooooooooo, after I told this guy all these things he said to forget the apple cider and sent me back to all of you with this case of Dom Perignon.

Now that is my story and I am sticking to it. Now can I have a HUG ?? heh heh

[michigander]

((((((((((HUG))))))))))

[ofMagog]

Tell FallGuy to check his FreepMail.

I'm pruned and pooped out from diving all day and gonna hit the sack.

Hope all is well back in the States.

[Scuttlebutt]

COB1 went on a bit of walkabout and we think he was involved in the heist of those thousand Victoria Secret items…

I would tell you the truth about his involvement if you promise me that I won't have to give a hug to COB1. Those jarheads always did some strange things when wearing apparel from the Victoria Secret catalogues...not that there's anything wrong with that.

[LadyX]

Hold it, hold it, hold it, swabbie!
I distinctly remember it was YOU who offered your scivvies to Invictus to strain the Poisson Kru, and you came to the Friday luau 'that way!'

Billie and I had to give you the skirt that CHIEF negotiator had hit with the lawnmower and was only 3" long for 'cover.'
Left a lot to be desired.
(keeping a straight face here)

All our insults are belong to you..:)))

[ofMagog]

I'm too tired for group therapy tonight, but Psychoceramics Anonymous badly needs help.
(COB1 did look good in the outfit, but Snow Bunny was jealous.)

[COB1]

I'm all decked out in my Victoria Secret's crotchless...uh...whatevers with no place to go!
I vote we put in to port (well, okay, S.B, we can drink some more port, too) and let me show off my girlish figure.
I'll hug everyone but Fred!
He's always so wet and pruney, and that Vienna Sausage prosthesis bothers me!

[tubebender]

Now I am going to share with you the secret of a 45 year marrage and it is not original with me. It is that old axiom, "KEEP EM BARE FOOT and-and--and...oh hell, I can't remember the other line!

[COB1]

"Billie and I had to give you the skirt that CHIEF negotiator had hit with the lawnmower and was only 3" long for 'cover.' "

Wait just a minute here!
Let me see if I'm understanding this story correctly!
Scuttlebutt was a la naturale and you gave him a 3" skirt to "cover"?
Hummmmm.....well, those girls in the Malayasian Staits did mention something about his "little cute......";then I lost the translation.

[COB1]

"hell, I can't remember the other line!"

Partner, if you've been married 45 years and are still able to keep her what the second part of that saying says, my hat's off to you!
Your memory may be slipping, but your little buddy is still in good shape!

[theneanderthal]

No, those would be songs, poems, etc, about *losing*, to another.

Anathema you say!

[connectthedots]

I don't imagine you minded too much ;)

Not at all, because she is a friend.

[theneanderthal]

"Any Freeper who has met Clinton's a Liar knows exactly what I am talkin about. That is the hugginest person I've ever met.

141 posted on 11/14/01 9:16 PM Pacific by connectthedots

Hugs. hehe
147 posted on 11/15/01 2:17 PM Pacific by Clinton's a liar

Damn, all I got in front of the DC Hilton was run over by badjoes tricycle! Tease!
DARVVF

[FallGuy]

LOL

[dixie sass]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, you said... giggle.

[FallGuy]

Cob you better get off those oil rigs fast you might get shot wearing a teddy. LOL

Good to see all of you hope I got all the names in this.