[Scuttlebutt]

COB1 went on a bit of walkabout and we think he was involved in the heist of those thousand Victoria Secret items…

I would tell you the truth about his involvement if you promise me that I won't have to give a hug to COB1. Those jarheads always did some strange things when wearing apparel from the Victoria Secret catalogues...not that there's anything wrong with that.

[LadyX]

Hold it, hold it, hold it, swabbie!
I distinctly remember it was YOU who offered your scivvies to Invictus to strain the Poisson Kru, and you came to the Friday luau 'that way!'

Billie and I had to give you the skirt that CHIEF negotiator had hit with the lawnmower and was only 3" long for 'cover.'
Left a lot to be desired.
(keeping a straight face here)

All our insults are belong to you..:)))

[ofMagog]

I'm too tired for group therapy tonight, but Psychoceramics Anonymous badly needs help.
(COB1 did look good in the outfit, but Snow Bunny was jealous.)

[COB1]

I'm all decked out in my Victoria Secret's crotchless...uh...whatevers with no place to go!
I vote we put in to port (well, okay, S.B, we can drink some more port, too) and let me show off my girlish figure.
I'll hug everyone but Fred!
He's always so wet and pruney, and that Vienna Sausage prosthesis bothers me!

[FallGuy]

Cob you better get off those oil rigs fast you might get shot wearing a teddy. LOL

Good to see all of you hope I got all the names in this.