[LadyX]

Hold it, hold it, hold it, swabbie!
I distinctly remember it was YOU who offered your scivvies to Invictus to strain the Poisson Kru, and you came to the Friday luau 'that way!'

Billie and I had to give you the skirt that CHIEF negotiator had hit with the lawnmower and was only 3" long for 'cover.'
Left a lot to be desired.
(keeping a straight face here)

All our insults are belong to you..:)))

[COB1]

"Billie and I had to give you the skirt that CHIEF negotiator had hit with the lawnmower and was only 3" long for 'cover.' "

Wait just a minute here!
Let me see if I'm understanding this story correctly!
Scuttlebutt was a la naturale and you gave him a 3" skirt to "cover"?
Hummmmm.....well, those girls in the Malayasian Staits did mention something about his "little cute......";then I lost the translation.