[Temple Drake]

please, please ... someone explain the FR significance of cheese and moose references!!

[Cyber Liberty]

If I told you, I'd have to off you....

You'll just have to wait for your Official Decoder Ring.

[Bahbah]

It is common knowledge that a moose bite can really hurt. No idea about the cheese thing.

[Constitution Day]

Temple:

Hehehe... If only it were THAT easy, my little friend!

I'll just tell you what I told someone who wanted to be on my North Carolina ping list...

Here are the steps:

1. Present a valid "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" membership card.
Your card MUST be valid. No DUmmies need apply!!

2. Answer correctly the following question: "Who was the greatest President of the last 30 years?"
Please note: Any answers with the initials "WJC" will immediately disqualify you.

3. What is the significance of the phrase "Tin-foil hat alert!"?

4. Who really won the recount of the 2000 Presidential election ballots in Florida?

Extra Credit: What is your favorite name for Hillary Clinton?

[curmudgeonII]

please, please ... someone explain the FR significance of cheese and moose references!!

Many freepers are comparatively bored since [thank goodness] Clinton left office.