[Constitution Day]

Temple:

Hehehe... If only it were THAT easy, my little friend!

I'll just tell you what I told someone who wanted to be on my North Carolina ping list...

Here are the steps:

1. Present a valid "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" membership card.
Your card MUST be valid. No DUmmies need apply!!

2. Answer correctly the following question: "Who was the greatest President of the last 30 years?"
Please note: Any answers with the initials "WJC" will immediately disqualify you.

3. What is the significance of the phrase "Tin-foil hat alert!"?

4. Who really won the recount of the 2000 Presidential election ballots in Florida?

Extra Credit: What is your favorite name for Hillary Clinton?

[BlueLancer]

Re: 16, your list of requirements for discovering the meaning of "CHEESE", you forgot The Secret Handshake Requirement.

Remember that, without using The Secret Handshake first, your Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy Membership Card self-destructs.

And then a Møøse shows up and bites you.