War in Afghanistan leaves Britney speechless

Star Tribune ^ | Nov 7, 2001

[Chemnitz]

How about - who cares what any celebrity thinks! If they are traitors, I want to know. Otherwise they are not wise simply for being infamous.

[TheBigB]

I saw her. :)

Remember to put in the missing words. Whenever anyone calls her a "bimbo"...finish the sentence..."that I can't have!"

[Yankee]

Come on. You don't think her agent, manager, publicist, booking agent, talent coordinator, etc...have told her to stay off this subject?

That's entirely possible.

They wouldn't want her to lose the all important Islamic-Fundamentalist-Terrorist-Prepubescent-CD-purchasing demographic.

[N. Theknow]

Britney would print a Word document by placing the monitor face down on a copier.

[NittanyLion]

What the hell kind of response did this reporter think he/she would get? Smells like a set-up to embarrass her.

You nailed it. No doubt this reporter was praying she's speak out against the war - since in the media's mind that'd be a bigger story then the latest Rumsfeld press conference.

[steve-b]

Whenever anyone calls her a "bimbo"...finish the sentence..."that I can't have!"

Slut: A woman who will $(%&# anybody... except you.

[artios]

I wish there were more "stars" that would keep there mouth shut. Maybe Martin Sheen could follow suit?

[TheBigB]

LOL! Perfect :)

[borkrules]

This place is really slipping. I mean, a couple of years ago, and a post like this would be littered with trashy, near-nude photos of Ms. Spears, in a variety of tasteless poses.

Now, I open a thread like this, only to be exposed to wordy, and photo-less, rants and conjecture about the state of Britney's mind. As if anyone cares.

Sad, really.

[Calvin Locke]

Didn't I see something about the bent-one looking for interns in Harlem?

[thefactor]

Or maybe they just don't want her to seem dumb. I don't know. But we have proven that anything you can say can and will offend SOMEONE in this country. The last thing they need is a boycott of her records from a couple of nut-job groups who spend money. Our PC nation infects all aspects.

[RayBob]

"Eyes? She has eyes?"

Yeah..kinda shocked me too. Look up about 18 inches higher next time.

[borkrules]

Fine, I'll do it myself. Geez...

[Denver Ditdat]

She is also the only human I've seen with eyes as wide apart as a rabbit.

You're forgetting the Reverend Jacksonnnnnnn.

[Yankee]

Hey, "They also serve who preen and tease".

I'm sure a soldier at a USO show won't care what she's thinking, as long as she looks like she's thinking about him.

[Justa]

"Exactly what am I not understanding?"

That a cocaine addiction equals dependency which = liberalism. Have you ever seen a 'conservative' cocaine addict?

It's clear to see she's on her way to the trashy, dopey celebrity communist that most (drug-addicted) female performers are nowadays.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Hmmm...18 inches....I'll keep that in mind....eyes....I'll be danged...

[TheBigB]

Are you loopy or somethin'?

Exactly when and where has it ever been reported that Britney uses cocaine, much less has an addiction?

You just embarrassed yourself badly.

[discontinue]

77 replies.....2 pictures? What's the deal?

[homeschool mama]

what a twit