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Posted on 11/06/2001 11:56:47 AM PST by Cicero
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posted on
11/06/2001 11:56:47 AM PST
by
Cicero
To: Cicero
Bump. These things crack me up! :))))
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posted on
11/06/2001 12:01:27 PM PST
by
HIDEK6
To: Cicero
You are big dummy!
Computer is not booting?
Remove your floppy!
To: Cicero
Bruck' (& Mrs. Bruck's) fave:The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.
And from a similar list:
Keyboard not present
Press F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
To: Cicero
BUMP! These are great!
To: Cicero
So you cannot print?
Did you log on the network?
Second time today!
To: Cicero
To: VoiceOfBruck
Cannot find Disk C:
Insert floppy boot disk; pray
For enlightenment.
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posted on
11/06/2001 12:11:50 PM PST
by
Cicero
To: Cicero
What is your password?
Write it on yellow Post-It note
Like the others do
To: Cicero
Computer locked up?
Your mouse is frozen again?
Try closing Napster
Hey, Haiku Tech Support! I like it.
To: Cicero
Can't log on today?
No matter 'cause all your base
are belong to us.
To: Cicero
Can't get MSN?
It's all a conspiracy
Don't tell Dominic
To: Cicero
Printer has a jam
My resume is in there! Here comes the boss now
To: Cicero
Posters all panic
When the Free Republic site
Can't be posted to
To: Cicero
You want me to help
Then you disappear again
What is your password?
To: Cicero; CheneyChick
All forms of Windows
Offer the blue screen of death...
Mac OS saves me.
Windows shows pictures
hung upon the wall of DOS,
falling frequently.
To: RikaStrom
Comment #18 Removed by Moderator
To: Mr. Thorne
Thinking of clever reply
Mind is blank
Curse blonde moments
To: Cicero; innocentbystander; Bush2000; SamAdams76
DOJ settles
Microsoft rejoices
LINUX will tremble
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